Hilarious jokes about AIRPORTs that will make your day 🤪!



Don't you hate it at the airport when everyone has got better looking luggage than you?
It's a worst case scenario.

- Random starter airport groaner from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

Сrazy people telling jokes are ready for fun



  • What kind of drugs do criminals smuggle through airport security?
    Ass crack.

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  • I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.

    The doctor says it's terminal.

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  • Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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  • If flying is so safe why is the airport called the terminal ?

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  • Man wakes up and says nothing. Wife annoyed shouts, “You’ve forgotten what day it is haven’t you.”

    Man goes to work and confides to a colleague, “I think I forgot my wife’s birthday.”

    “Not a problem,” he replies. Just go out and buy her a beautiful new dress and a pearl necklace.”

    After work the man races home and showers his wife with gifts.

    “Oh darling,” she replies, “ what a beautiful new outfit to pick my mother up from the airport in.”

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  • I drove my wife to the airport and dropped her off.

    She got home 30 minutes later in a taxi and said, "What was that about?"

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  • Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy.

    However, thats not the case.

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  • BREAKING NEWS!
    Heathrow Airport police are concerned at the number of passengers smuggling helium filled balloons in their luggage.
    Cases continue to rise…

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  • Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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  • If flying is so safe why is the airport called the terminal ?

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  • What kind of drugs do criminals smuggle through airport security?
    Ass crack.

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  • Just at the airport with my wife, I said "I wish I’d brought the coffee table with us."

    "Why is that?" she asked...

    "The passports are on it..."

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  • I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case.

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  • A friend has bought an old aircraft, taken the wings off, and turned it into a restaurant beside the airport terminal.

    I don't think it will take off.

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  • Man wakes up and says nothing. Wife annoyed shouts, “You’ve forgotten what day it is haven’t you.”

    Man goes to work and confides to a colleague, “I think I forgot my wife’s birthday.”

    “Not a problem,” he replies. Just go out and buy her a beautiful new dress and a pearl necklace.”

    After work the man races home and showers his wife with gifts.

    “Oh darling,” she replies, “ what a beautiful new outfit to pick my mother up from the airport in.”

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  • I really hate being at the airport and seeing everyone else has trendier luggage than me.
    It's a real worst case scenario.

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  • Don't you hate it at the airport when everyone has got better looking luggage than you?
    It's a worst case scenario.

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  • I have a condition where I tell bad airport jokes.
    The doctor says its terminal.

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  • Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy...
    However, that's not the case.

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  • Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

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  • i don't like people who take drugs
    for example: airport security.

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  • I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.

    The doctor says it's terminal.

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  • My luggage was stolen at the airport and never found....I sued the airline but the judge dismissed my suit saying I had no case...

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  • I've been diagnosed with a rare disease called Airport building syndrome.
    They said it is terminal. 🛩

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  • At the airport baggage carousel I noticed everyone else had a better bag than me.

    It was the 'worst case' scenario.

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  • Everyone at John Lennon International airport has been quarantined.

    Imagine....all the people

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