Hilarious jokes about AUTUMN that will make your day 🤪!



“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”

By André Gide, Autumn Leaves

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  • I used to dread walking under horse chestnut trees in the autumn But after therapy.. I've managed to conker it.

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  • Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall, it took me a moment to realize they meant "autumn", not the collapse of civilization.

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  • I used to have a phobia about walking under horse chestnut trees in the autumn, but now I've managed to conker my fear.

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  • What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.

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  • Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
    They were autumn mated. 🤖

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  • Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
    They were autumn mated. 🤖

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  • What did the tree say to autumn?

    Leaf me alone.

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  • Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
    A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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  • Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall, it took me a moment to realize they meant "autumn", not the collapse of civilization.

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  • I came out to my Car this morning, and it was completely covered in fallen leaves..
    ..you could call it an Autumnobile now!

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  • Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall, it took me a moment to realise they meant "Autumn", not the collapse of civilisation.

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  • What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves!

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  • I used to dread walking under horse chestnut trees in the autumn But after therapy.. I've managed to conker it.

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  • How does an elephant get out of a tree?
    Sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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  • Don't worry about Summer changing to Fall.
    It will happen Autumnmatically.

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  • Someone asked if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant "autumn", not the collapse of civilization.

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  • What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.

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  • I used to have a phobia about walking under horse chestnut trees in the autumn, but now I've managed to conker my fear.

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  • “It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.”

    By André Gide, Autumn Leaves

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  • What did they call autumn in Italy around 395 A.D.?
    Fall of the Roman Empire.

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