Hilarious jokes about COVID that will make your day 🤪!



What’s one thing that turned out positive in 2020 ?
My COVID test.

- Random starter coronavirus groaner from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

Сrazy people telling jokes are ready for fun



  • Teacher : Which test can you pass without studying?
    Me : COVID-19 test.

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  • China has released the name of the first person who had the coronavirus
    ...Ah Chu.

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  • Just to let you all know, I had the Russian Covid-19 vaccination yesterday and can tell you there are absolutely no negative sideffski efectovski secundariosvki Кто может это прочитать Обожаю Владимира Путина!

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  • My biggest fear of side effects from covid vaccine is to start using Bing as the default search engine

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  • Juventus weren't worried about Ronaldo catching the Coronavirus as they knew there was no chance of him passing it to a teammate.

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  • Knock! Knock!

    Coronavirus: Who’s there?

    Vaccine : It’s me.

    Coronavirus: Give me a minute. I’m changing!

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  • Covid turns everything upside down. If you test positive, that's a negative. If you test negative, that's a positive!

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  • I don't understand the Covid variant names.
    It's all Greek to me.

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  • Coronavirus wears a mask to protect itself from Chuck Norris.

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  • Therapist: Why do you think she’s crazy?
    Me: She cooked all my food without Adobo to make me think I had Covid.

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  • I tried to lighten the mood at a party with a coronavirus joke.
    Nobody laughed at first, but eventually everyone got it.

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  • If this Covid-19 shit gets much worse and we all have to start cannibalism, remember : Vegans first.
    They are closest to grass fed animals.

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  • Never Read the Words "COVID-19" to the Tune of the Song "Come on Eileen."

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  • Scientists say the amount of bad coronavirus jokes is reaching worrying numbers.......
    They claim its a pundemic.

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  • Teacher : Which test can you pass without studying?
    Me : COVID-19 test.

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  • Plant based cure for COVID-19.
    Plant your butt at home.

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  • My biggest fear of side effects from covid vaccine is to start using Bing as the default search engine

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  • My wife might have covid. One of the symptoms is loss of taste and I caught her wearing socks with flipflops.

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  • Juventus weren't worried about Ronaldo catching the Coronavirus as they knew there was no chance of him passing it to a teammate.

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  • Online dating during Covid is like:
    I'm dying to meet you.

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  • Chuck Norris tested positive for COVID-19.
    The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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  • I have always thought of myself as a positive person.
    Now thanks to COVID-19 I have proof!

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  • What’s one thing that turned out positive in 2020 ?
    My COVID test.

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  • After contracting Covid-19 Famous Rapper DMX has promised to infect every human on earth with the virus.
    This is apart of his earlier promise that "X gonna give it to ya".

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  • China has released the name of the first person who had the coronavirus
    ...Ah Chu.

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  • This is the first year I’m not going on vacation to Paris because of covid.
    Usually I don’t go because I can’t afford it.

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  • Doctor, when is the coronavirus pandemic going to end?

    I don't know, I'm not that into politics.

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  • I think Coronavirus is a millennial..
    .. Because everyone's OK except the boomers.

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  • This is the first year I've missed the New York marathon due to COVID...usually I miss it because I'm fat & can't run...

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  • What's the difference between COVID and a Karen?
    One's a contagion, the other's a cunt aging.

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  • When Trump was asked if he handled covid properly, he responded....

    I’m positive.

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  • Why Couldn’t COVID Get A Drink At The Bar?
    Cuz COVID 19.

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  • My uncle stopped smoking because of coronavirus.
    RIP uncle Jim.

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  • - What is the difference between being a vegan and suffering from the novel coronavirus?
    - In the case of COVID-19, the loss of sense of taste is only temporary.

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  • Just to let you all know, I had the Russian Covid-19 vaccination yesterday and can tell you there are absolutely no negative sideffski efectovski secundariosvki Кто может это прочитать Обожаю Владимира Путина!

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  • I like my women how I like my Covid...
    ...19 and easily spread...

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  • I wear a mask because the Bible says "Thou shalt not Covid thy neighbor's wife".

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  • Covid update: If you play guitar, always use hand Santanagizer before and after.

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  • Doctors: How to deal with COVID-19 positively.
    Mathematicians: |COVID-19|

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  • I slept with my best friends wife last night and now I feel absolutely fucking awful.
    Hope it's not Covid.

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  • Has anybody else bought a Covid-19 testing kit from Wish?
    I did, and apparently I'm pregnant!

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  • Covid 19 is a threat to every single person in the world! Thank God am married! 👫

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  • Just imagine, if Covid 19 was transmitted sexually nobody would be giving a fuck! 🤦‍♂️

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  • How to turn hoe into houseife ?
    Covid19: hold my beer !!!

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  • Chuck Norristears can cure coronavirus !!!
    Sucks for us Chuck Norris never cries (

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  • BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

    BREAKING: John Travolta hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he was Staying Alive.

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  • Coronavirus will not last long because it made in China.

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