Hilarious jokes about DENTIST that will make your day 🤪!



If a dentist wins a competition for the best teeth cleaning, do they get a plaque??

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  • Had a first date last night with a lovely lady dentist, it seemed to go Ok...She wants to see me again in 6 months

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  • I spoke to my dentist about how I get pains every time I drink coffee or tea. He asked ‘how long has this been going on for?’ I said, ‘I have been drinking tea and coffee for many years.’

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  • What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
    2:30
    (Tooth hurty)

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  • I brush after every meal, and my dentist says my hair looks lovely.

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  • A friend of mine had a very successful round of golf, then went to let the dentist have a look at his teeth. He got a hole in one.

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  • I had to change dentists because the last one hurt my fillings.

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  • I have a very sensitive dentist. He's really in touch with his fillings.

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  • Reading this fabulous book called “The Irish Dentist” by Perry O’Donnel. Forward by Ginger Vitis.

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  • Be kind to Dentists. They too have Fillings.

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  • My dentist is originally from Boston.
    I hate going to see him, as you always know it's going to be more than a filling.

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  • A dentist and a manicurist argued about their respective career choices. They fought tooth and nail.

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  • If your dentist fixed your cavities with different colors, would you be ok with that, or would you have..

    ..mixed fillings??

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  • Did you hear about the retired World War II vet who later became a dentist and finished his working career in the
    post office?
    His tombstone epitaph said, “He fought, tooth and mail.”

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  • Why did the tree go to the dentist?
    To get a root canal.

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  • Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.

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  • I brush after every meal, and my dentist says my hair looks lovely.

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  • My dentist said my teeth were stained. He asked, "Do you smoke or drink coffee?".
    I said, "I drink it".

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  • I went to the dentist to get a crown made. I hope I made a good impression.

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  • Went to the dentist today, 3 teeth gone and there was blood everywhere...Mind you, he hurt me so he was asking for it.

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  • Whats was written on a Dentist's grave?
    This is the last cavity I'm going to fill.

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  • My dentist joined the army and they made him a Drill Sergeant.

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  • Went to my dentist and I told him my teeth were yellow. He told me to wear a Brown neck tie.

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  • An old lady goes to a dentist, lies on his table, drops her panties and stretches her legs
    The dentist says “I’m not a gynecologist.” She says “I know, I need my husband’s teeth back.”

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  • Yesterday, I paid a random stranger to put their hands inside my mouth.
    Y’know, the dentist.

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  • A dentist and a manicurist decided to get divorced…
    They fought tooth and nail.

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  • My doctors, dentist, and hair appointment was canceled.
    I was disappointed.

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  • It’s a fact that most people won’t make an appointment to see the dentist until after 2:30.

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  • If your dentist fixed your cavities with different colors, would you be ok with that, or would you have...(puts on sunglasses)😎...
    ..mixed fillings??

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  • What did the judge say to the dentist?
    Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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  • When Steven Spielberg visits his dentist, are they impressed with his Jaws?

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  • I spoke to my dentist about how I get pains every time I drink coffee or tea. He asked ‘how long has this been going on for?’ I said, ‘I have been drinking tea and coffee for many years.’

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  • What does the dentist call x-rays?
    Tooth pics.

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  • I went for my routine check up last week and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?

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  • After only 10 years in practice, our dentist retired. He said he was tired of the hole boring business. Said he didn’t want a career working in a filling station all day. We gave him a big plaque. He and his wife, Flossy, moved to Florida.

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  • Some patients are going to die and you have to learn to accept that. It's just part of being a dentist...

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  • What's the best time to go to the dentist?

    2:30

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  • This bloke went to his dentist and said, 'Wheres my normal dentist?"
    He said, "He's on holiday, i'm just filling in!"

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  • Giving prostate exams is one of the more awkward parts of being a doctor.
    I just hope my patients don't realize im a dentist.

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  • My Dentist: You need a crown.
    Me: Finally, someone who understands me.

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  • What did the judge say to the dentist?

    I want the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

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  • I know a dentist who doesn’t like tea. Denis.

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  • My son, a dentist, won the Dentist of The Year Award, but all he got was a little plaque.

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  • Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist? They fought tooth and nail.

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  • If a dentist wins a competition for the best teeth cleaning, do they get a plaque??

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  • A friend of mine had a very successful round of golf, then went to let the dentist have a look at his teeth. He got a hole in one.

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  • A man goes to dentist and says “I think I’m a moth”. The dentist says “ So why have you come here then?” And the man says “the light was on “.

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  • You know the difference between a dentist and a sadist, don’t you?
    Newer magazines.

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  • If a dentist marries a carpenter, will they fight tooth and nail ??

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  • I went for a check up today and all was going well until he stuck his finger up my arse...

    Do you think I should change my dentist?

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  • Had a first date last night with a lovely lady dentist, it seemed to go Ok...She wants to see me again in 6 months

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  • My dentist said my teeth were stained and then asked me "Do you smoke or drink coffee?"
    I said ... "I drink it".

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  • What did the lazy dentist say to his patient with crooked teeth?
    Brace yourself.

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  • I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said “Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place...”
    I asked “Are you single??”
    She replied “No, I’m a dentist.”

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  • What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?

    Denis

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  • The six men in a woman's life who turn her on
    The Doctor because he says; "Take your clothes off"
    The Dentist because he says; "Open wide"
    The Milkman because he says; "Do you want it in the front or the back"
    The Hairdresser because he says; "Do you want it teased or blown"
    The Interior Decorator because he says; "Once it's in, you'll love it"
    The Banker because he says; "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.

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  • My dentist informed me today that I need a crown. Finally, someone who understands me.

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  • Q: How do you know when your husband eats too much pussy?
    A: When he goes to the dentist to get a haircut!

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  • Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A HOMOSEXUAL DENTIST?
    A: Tooth fairy.

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  • I went on a date with a dentist. Then date went really well.
    She doesn’t want to see me again for 6 months.

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  • What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
    2:30
    (Tooth hurty)

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  • Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.

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  • A woman goes to the dentist and wait her turn. The dentist calls her in and she takes off her underwear and sits down and puts her legs up. The dentist says I’m sorry but I’m not a gynecologist and the woman says I know but I need you to take my husband’s teeth out.

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  • A man went to his doctor with an unusual issue.
    "Every time I pass gas, it sounds like ‘Honda," he said.
    The doctor frowned and shook his head.
    “I can’t help you, but I know who can,” the doctor said. He made me an appointment with a Chinese dentist.
    A couple of days later, unsure what kind of help a Chinese doctor would be for his embarrassing problem, the man showed up for the appointment.
    “Open up your mouth and let me look at your teeth,” the Chinese doctor told him.
    Seconds later, he said, “Ah, so! Here’s problem. You have abscess!”
    “What possibly could an abscess have to do with making my fart sound like Honda?” the man asked.
    The dentist replied; "Have you not heard old Chinese proverb -- 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda'? "

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  • If your dentist fixed your cavities with different colors, would you be ok with that, or would you have..
    ..mixed fillings??

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  • After an amazing 69 with his girlfriend, Kevin remembered he has a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times and on top of that 2 liters of mouthwash.
    As he arrived at the dentist he chewed 5 strong mints too.
    The dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed he opened his mouth wide.
    The dentist got close enough & said, "Man did you have a 69 before you came here?"
    Kevin, shocked says, "Why, No! Does my breath smell like pussy?"

    The dentist says, "No, but your forehead smells like ass!"

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  • Q: How do you know when your husband eats too much pussy?
    A: When he goes to the dentist to get a haircut! ✂

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  • An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."

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  • A Dentist Was Caught Having Sex With His Patient.
    Next Day The Newspaper Headlines Were.
    Dentist Caught Filling The Wrong Hole! 🔞

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