Hilarious jokes about EASTER that will make your day 🤪!



Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter Egg a joke?
Because it might crack up.

- Random starter paschal groaner from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

Сrazy people telling jokes are ready for fun



  • How does the Easter Bunny travel?
    By hare plane!

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  • I want to open a restaurant that fuses Chinese and Middle Eastern cuisine
    I call it "Wok like an Egyptian".

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  • Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
    A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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  • Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
    Hubby: Same as Jesus...
    Wife: What do you mean??
    Hubby: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday.
    Wife: Thats awesome if you do that... I will be like Mary.
    Hubby: What do you mean??
    Wife: Show up pregnant without being touched by my hubby.
    Hubby stayed home all Weekend.

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  • My Eastern philosophy guru told me ...
    "To grow in enlightenment, you must live in harmony with the mystical Source of everything."

    "Wait," I said. "I thought you told me last week that enlightenment came from sudden bursts of insight when meditating on a koan."

    "Well," he replied, "that was Zen. This is Tao."

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  • How does the Easter Bunny travel?
    By hare plane!

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  • My Eastern European friend got a job at AT&T. Now he's a telephone Pole.

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  • A Middle Eastern market is opening up in our neighborhood.
    How bazaar is that?

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  • Irish guy goes on Mastermind:
    "Your chosen subject?" Magnus Magnusson asked.
    "Easter Rising of 1916, sir," replied Pat.
    "Time starts now ... How long did the Easter Rising last?"
    "Pass."
    "Who led the Easter Rising of 1916?"
    "Pass."
    "How many men were involved in the Easter Rising of 1916?"
    "Pass."
    Suddenly an Irish voice boomed from the studio audience:
    "That's right, Pat - don't tell the bastards anything!"

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  • Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
    Hubby: Same as Jesus...
    Wife: What do you mean??
    Hubby: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday.
    Wife: Thats awesome if you do that... I will be like Mary.
    Hubby: What do you mean??
    Wife: Show up pregnant without being touched by my hubby.
    Hubby stayed home all Weekend.

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  • I know a joke about Easter, but it's wholly weak.

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  • How to make Easter easier - replace the t with an i.

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  • I want to open a restaurant that fuses Chinese and Middle Eastern cuisine
    I call it "Wok like an Egyptian".

    * * * * *


  • Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter Egg a joke?
    Because it might crack up.

    * * * * *


  • Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
    A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

    * * * * *


  • My Eastern philosophy guru told me ...
    "To grow in enlightenment, you must live in harmony with the mystical Source of everything."

    "Wait," I said. "I thought you told me last week that enlightenment came from sudden bursts of insight when meditating on a koan."

    "Well," he replied, "that was Zen. This is Tao."

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