Hilarious jokes about E-Mails that will make your day 🤪!



A mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase..

"What happened?", she asks anxiously.

"What happened! I'll tell you what happened..
... I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip.. I get home.. and.. guess what I found..

Yes, your daughter, my wife.. with a guy in our marital bed..
This is unforgivable.. the end of our marriage..
I'm done.. I'm leaving forever.."

"Calm down.. calm down.. my son"..
says.. his mother-in-law..
"There is something very odd going on here..
My daughter would never do such a thing..
There must be a simple explanation..
I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened.."

Moments later.. the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile..
"I told you there must be a simple explanation..

She didn't get the email"

- Random starter e-mail groaner from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?
    Because attachments are forbidden.

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  • I'm starting a one-man band. Email me if you're interested.

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  • A mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase..

    "What happened?", she asks anxiously.

    "What happened! I'll tell you what happened..
    ... I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip.. I get home.. and.. guess what I found..

    Yes, your daughter, my wife.. with a guy in our marital bed..
    This is unforgivable.. the end of our marriage..
    I'm done.. I'm leaving forever.."

    "Calm down.. calm down.. my son"..
    says.. his mother-in-law..
    "There is something very odd going on here..
    My daughter would never do such a thing..
    There must be a simple explanation..
    I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened.."

    Moments later.. the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile..
    "I told you there must be a simple explanation..

    She didn't get the email"

    * * * * *


  • I applied for a job in a butcher’s shop over a month ago now but I still haven’t heard from them. No phone call, no text, no email.
    Not a sausage.

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  • My email password got hacked again...

    That's the third time I've had to rename the cat!

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  • Just got an email saying I can win $10,000 in a fishing tournament.

    I know that has to be a catch somewhere.

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  • Did you know you're allowed to send emails to people in prison ?
    You're just not allowed to attach a file.

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  • I applied for a job in a butcher’s shop over a month ago now but I still haven’t heard from them. No phone call, no text, no email.
    Not a sausage.

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  • I would have e-mailed you sooner, but my cat ate my mouse.

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  • My email wasn't working this morning so I asked my magic 8 ball why...

    It said "outlook not so good."

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  • My inbox is full of penis enlargement emails. I've asked my wife to stop sending them.

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  • It's never good when Human Resources sends you an email and the subject line is "Your Facebook Activity".

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  • Wow! So crazy that you didn't get my email. So weird. Let me send it again.
    *Me sending the email for the first time*

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  • I'm starting a one-man band. Email me if you're interested.

    * * * * *


  • Scam email warning:
    If you receive an email saying you have won tickets to watch Arsenal don't open it, it contains tickets to watch Arsenal.

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  • Sometimes I like to live dangerously and respond to new emails immediately.

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  • I asked my Spanish friend to include me in his email, he said C C.

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  • “Wouldn't it be cool if Benjamin Netanyahu's email address
    was BenjaminNET@yahoo?“

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  • Just emailed my application into the Local Lonely Hearts Club with a recent photo and they've returned it all saying .........
    ' We're not that fuckin lonely ' !!!!

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  • Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?
    Because attachments are forbidden.

    * * * * *


  • You are allowed to send e-mails to people in prison...
    as long as you don't attach a file.

    * * * * *


  • My email password got hacked again...

    That's the third time I've had to rename the cat!

    * * * * *


  • My email password got hacked again.
    That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

    * * * * *


  • Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.

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  • My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

    I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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  • Warning. if you get an email from someone called Ding Dong
    Don't open it.
    It's Jehovah's Witnesses working from home.

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  • A mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase..

    "What happened?", she asks anxiously.

    "What happened! I'll tell you what happened..
    ... I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip.. I get home.. and.. guess what I found..

    Yes, your daughter, my wife.. with a guy in our marital bed..
    This is unforgivable.. the end of our marriage..
    I'm done.. I'm leaving forever.."

    "Calm down.. calm down.. my son"..
    says.. his mother-in-law..
    "There is something very odd going on here..
    My daughter would never do such a thing..
    There must be a simple explanation..
    I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened.."

    Moments later.. the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile..
    "I told you there must be a simple explanation..

    She didn't get the email"

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