Hilarious jokes about ENEMIES that will make your day 🤪!



Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

- Random starter enemy groaner from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • A General was visiting the troops at the battlefront.
    As he walked along the battle line inspecting the soldiers, a sniper bullet whistled overhead.
    "What the devil was that?" he roared.
    "It's an enemy sniper, Sir", they answered.
    "He's been shooting at us for about two weeks.We know exactly where he is."
    "Well, why the hell don't you send someone out to kill him?"
    "Sir, if we did that, they might replace him with someone who could shoot straight."

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  • “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”

    - Oscar Wilde

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  • No enemy is worse than bad advice.
    •Sophocles

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  • Sometimes Get Suitcase,Go To The Airport,Get Pictures And Go Back Home 🙄 Just To Confuse Your Enemies.🙆‍♂️

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  • "Larga vida a mis enemigos, para que puedan ver mi gloria." Bob Marley

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  • Sometimes Get Suitcase,Go To The Airport,Get Pictures And Go Back Home 🙄 Just To Confuse Your Enemies.🙆‍♂️

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  • “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”

    - Oscar Wilde

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  • No enemy is worse than bad advice.
    •Sophocles

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  • Can anyone tell me if the skulls of your enemies are dishwasher safe?

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  • ALWAYS FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES; NOTHING ANNOYS THEM SO MUCH.

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  • "Larga vida a mis enemigos, para que puedan ver mi gloria."
    Bob Marley

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  • Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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  • "Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride into enemy's eyes?"
    "Yes, that's assault."

    "I know its a salt but, is it a crime?

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  • They say that eating palm leaves can cure constipation.
    With fronds like that, who needs enemas?

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  • My friends love scaring the crap out of me.

    With friends like that who needs enemas?

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  • "Larga vida a mis enemigos, para que puedan ver mi gloria." Bob Marley

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  • A General was visiting the troops at the battlefront.
    As he walked along the battle line inspecting the soldiers, a sniper bullet whistled overhead.
    "What the devil was that?" he roared.
    "It's an enemy sniper, Sir", they answered.
    "He's been shooting at us for about two weeks.We know exactly where he is."
    "Well, why the hell don't you send someone out to kill him?"
    "Sir, if we did that, they might replace him with someone who could shoot straight."

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  • Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can't find any enemies.

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