150+ Famous brands, trademarks and logos jokes.



What do you name a scandal in the Colgate company?
Colgate.

- TOP brand joke from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • Viagra and Pepsi have teamed up to make a new drink. All i can say is it wont be a soft drink.

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  • Went into a shop and said "can someone sell me that kettle?" The shop assistant said "Kenwood?" I said "Great, where is he?"

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  • Just tried ringing Dyson because my vacuum isn't working properly and what a surprise, they aren’t picking up either.

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  • Every morning after waking up, the first thing I do is make my bed.

    Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to IKEA.

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  • I dunno about you but having some Kentucky Fried Chicken is definitely on my bucket list.

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  • Q: What kind of shoes did the art teacher wear?
    A: Sketchers!

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  • Quit my job at Nike.
    Just couldn't do it anymore.

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  • Toblerones are the same size. It’s airports that are getting smaller.

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  • I don't know who needs to know this but Kenwood, Sony, JVC and Pioneer are great...
    stereotypes.

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  • Why are Teslas so expensive?
    Probably because they charge a lot.

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  • There is a guy stealing iPhones around town. At some point he's going to face time.

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  • We're taking a class trip to the Coke factory today. There better not be a pop quiz.

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  • Did you hear about the big Lego sale?
    People were lined up for blocks.

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  • Why have a Rolex,
    if you use it to count down the seconds until your shift is over?

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  • My Doctor said I have very low blood pressure.
    He gave me a prescription for 2 IKEA self assembly wardrobes.

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  • The film "The Wolf of Wall Street" broke a record by using the F word 506 times.
    I beat that record on the weekend, trying to put an Ikea chair together.

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  • A Cadburys lorry and a Lego truck have collided on the motorway.
    Police say the road is choc a block...

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  • What's the devil's favorite mayonnaise?
    Hellmann's.

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  • I went to a garlic lovers convention.
    It was a mo-Mentos occasion.

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  • I am dissapointed that the makers of the shampoo, "Head and Shoulders" have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."

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  • What kind of shoes do chickens wear??
    Reebokbok's.

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  • I have just applied for a job at the citroen factory.
    I had to send in 2 cv's

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  • WalMart is giving away free school clothes to anyone that can outrun security.

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  • Doctor, Doctor, I like your suit, where did you get it from?
    NEXT!

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  • I wrote a screen play about love in the time of Kotex.
    It was a period piece.
    No one would produce it. Bloody fools!

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  • Jeff Bezos was in space for longer than the amount of time Amazon Warehouse employees are allowed to spend in the restroom.

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  • Just my personal preference but Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soaps…

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  • Every morning after waking up, the first thing that I do is make my bed.

    Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to IKEA.

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  • I just walked around
    the new Ikea store.
    It's a'Maze'ing.

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  • Breaking news!

    A mass fight has broken out in a petrol station

    23 people arrested in TOTAL

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  • I guess it makes sense for worship leaders to wear jeans.

    In the Bible, the musicians at the Temple were all in the tribe of Levi's.

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  • I've started giving random people names based on shops..

    You could be Next.

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  • A guy said he could repair my roof using boxes of Kleenex.
    No wonder I have truss-tissues.

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  • I said to my mum, did you get the sneakers i wanted? She said yes Addidas you asked.

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  • Did you hear that Fruit of the Loom is going to take Hanes to court?
    It'll be a brief case!

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  • I saw a cat at Tesco buying 9 bags for life.

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  • Why did one beer take his beer friend to school?
    To make a *Bud-wiser*

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  • My new smart phone can only play old Sam Cooke records like “Cupid” and “Another Saturday Night”.
    That’s what I get for buying a Sam Sung.

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  • When my wife goes into labor, should I just call Domino’s Pizza since they deliver?

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  • Tried a new drink this morning .............Vodka & Listerine

    Stops me being a foul mouthed bastard when i'm drunk ....

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  • I got gas for $1.39 yesterday!

    .....too bad it was from Taco Bell.

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  • I saw a yogurt floating across my kitchen. I think it might be paranormal activia.

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  • What do you get when you cross FedEx and UPS?
    You get FED UP.

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  • The guy who founded IKEA has just been elected PM of Sweden. He’s still assembling his cabinet.

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  • What happens at an Ikea summit conference? Their employees assemble together.

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  • I always take my problems to Tommy...
    Hilfiger it out...

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  • I often wonder what would happen if I coated a stick in Teflon?
    Would it not become a non-stick?

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  • Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle or a can?
    Because his wife died!

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  • I always take my problems to Tommy.

    Hilfiger something out.

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  • Jeff Bezos has stepped down as CEO of Amazon.

    Apparently he wanted to quit while he was in his Prime.

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  • I used Dove today and only one quarter of my body feels moisturized.

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  • There's a great documentary about purfume on tonight.........
    It's on Chanel No5

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  • IKEA has been accused of evading over $500 million in taxes.
    Apparently, prosecutors have been after them for years but they’re having a really hard time…
    …putting their case together.

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  • I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water until I read it backwards....

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  • Tide Pods: we have the dumbest consumers ever.
    Gorilla Glue: hold my beer.

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