150 Hilarious anagrams collection that will make your day !



So I heard the guy who invented anagrams passed away today...
May he erect a penis.

- TOP anagram joke from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • I went to Kyoto for the 'World Anagram Championship'.....

    Turns out it was in Tokyo

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  • 'Eleven plus two' is an anagram of 'twelve plus one'.

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  • David Letterman – Nerd amid late TV
    Sherlock Holmes – he’ll mesh crooks
    Actor Sylvester Stallone – very cool talentless star
    Clint Eastwood – old west action
    Sheryl Crow – her slow cry

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  • David Letterman – Nerd amid late TV
    Sherlock Holmes – he’ll mesh crooks
    Actor Sylvester Stallone – very cool talentless star
    Clint Eastwood – old west action
    Sheryl Crow – her slow cry

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  • Barbie doll – liberal bod
    George Bush – he bugs Gore
    Bruce Springsteen – creep bringes tunes
    Jennifer Aniston – fine in torn jeans
    Spice Girls – pig slices

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  • Bob Marley – marble boy
    John Mayer – enjoy harm
    William Shakespeare – I am a weakish speller
    Gene Simmons – immense song

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  • Dick Cheney – needy chick
    Margaret Thatcher – that great charmer
    Ronald Wilson Reagan – insane anglo warlord
    Saddam Hussain – humans sad side
    Angela Merkel – Eek! All German!

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  • I hate school – oh so ethical
    No admittance – contaminated
    Austin Powers – power us satin
    George Bush – he grew bogus
    Grand Old Party – Portly Grandad

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  • Narcissim – man’s crisis
    Comfort is – microsoft
    Hot water – worth tea
    Darling, I love you – avoiding our yell
    The country side – no city dust here

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  • Baseball – babes all
    Christmas – trims cash
    year two thousand – a year to shut down
    Santa Monica – satanic moan
    ipod lover – poor devil

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  • Astronomer – moon starer
    Apple Inc – epic plan
    Stupid girl – drips guilt
    Frito lay – oily fart

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  • Waitress = A stew, Sir?
    Western Union = No Wire Unsent
    Waitress – a stew, Sir?
    Breasts – bra sets
    Graduation – out in a drag

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  • The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future
    The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom
    Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter
    Vacation time = I am not active
    Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active

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  • The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
    The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man
    The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil
    The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
    The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet

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  • The country side = No City Dust Here
    The Detectives = Detect Thieves
    The ears = Hear set
    The eyes = They see
    The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant work in street, partly underneath

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  • Sycophant = Acts phony
    Television programming = Permeating living rooms
    The centenarians = I can hear ten "tens"
    The Check is in the Mail = Claim Heck, I sent it heh
    The cockroach = Cook, catch her

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  • Schoolmaster = The classroom
    Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em
    Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
    Software = Swear Oft
    Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade

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  • Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
    Naturalist = A trails nut
    Postmaster = Stamp Store
    Presbyterians = Best In Prayers = Britney Spears
    Protectionism = Cite no imports = Nice to imports

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  • I run to escape = A persecution
    Indomitableness = Endless ambition
    Listen = Silent
    Madam Curie = Radium came
    Mel Gibson = Bong Smile

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  • Father-in-law = Near halfwit
    Funeral = Real Fun
    Garbage Man = Bag Manager
    Graduation = Out in a drag!
    Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!

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  • Dictionary = Indicatory
    Dormitory = Dirty Room
    Election Results = Lies, Let's Recount!
    Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
    Evangelist = Evil's Agent

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  • Contradiction = Accord not in it
    Conversation = Voices Rant On
    Darling I love you = leaving your idol / Avoiding our yell
    David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
    Desperation = A rope ends it

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  • Barbie doll = I'll bare bod
    Butterfly = Flutter-by
    Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim
    Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
    Clothespins = So let's pinch

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  • A telescope = To see place
    Admirer = Married
    Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
    Animosity = Is No Amity
    Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars

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  • A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
    A domesticated animal = Docile, as a man tamed it
    A Gentleman = Elegant Man
    A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing
    A telephone girl = Repeating "Hello"

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  • Denver = Nerved
    Las Vegas = Salvages
    Statue of Liberty = Built to stay free
    Violet Cat = Attic Love
    Santa = satan

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  • Elvis = Lives
    Madonna Louise Ciccone = One cool dance musician
    Bart (as in Bart Simpson) = Brat
    Paris = Pairs
    San Diego = Diagnose

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  • Jim Morrison = Mr. Mojo Risin'
    Damon Albarn = Dan Abnormal
    George Bush = He bugs Gore
    Clint Eastwood = Old West action
    Ronald Reagan = A darn long era

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  • Slot machines = Cash lost in me
    Fourth of July = Joyful Fourth
    O, Draconian devil = Leonardo da Vinci
    Oh, lame saint = The Mona Lisa
    So dark the con of man = Madonna of the Rocks

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  • The eyes = They see
    A gentleman = Elegant man
    Funeral = Real fun
    The Morse Code = Here come dots
    Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

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  • Dormitory = Dirty room
    School master = The classroom
    Conversation = Voices rant on
    Listen = Silent
    Astronomer = Moon starer

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  • Bored = Robed
    Save = Vase
    Angel = Glean
    Stressed = Desserts
    debit card = bad credit

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  • Dusty = Study
    Night = Thing
    Inch = Chin
    Brag = Grab
    Cat = Act

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  • Tar = Rat
    Arc = Car
    Elbow = Below
    State = Taste
    Cider = Cried

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