30+ Hilarious Blowjob Jokes That Will Really Give You A Lift.



Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blowjob!

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  • RIP to my hair dryer. It was the only thing to blow me for the last 10 years and never complain.

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  • What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
    Blowjob is anonymous.

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  • What’s the best thing about midgets??
    They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.

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  • Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob?
    Dad: Ohhh yeah I do!
    Son: How did it taste?
    Dad: Get out.

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  • If 2 nuts on the wall are walnuts And 2 nuts on your chest are chestnuts What are two nuts on your chin?
    A blowjob.

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  • There's no business like Show Business. There's no job like a blow job.

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  • Q: What's the definition of trust?
    A: Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

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  • Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
    A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

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  • Q: How can you tell when you've had a really good blowjob?
    A: You have to pull the sheets out of your ass.

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  • Q: Whats the differance between a roast beef sandwich and a blow job?
    A: You don't know? soooo...you wanna do lunch tomorrow?

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  • Q: How do you know if your boyfriend has a high sperm count?
    A: You have to chew before you swallow!

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  • Q: What do you call a Christmas blowjob?
    A: Egg noggin.

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  • Q: Whats comes after 69?
    A: Mouthwash.

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  • Q: What's better than a rose on your piano?
    A: Tulips on your organ.

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  • Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
    A: Spit, swallow, and gargle.

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  • Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?
    A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.

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  • Q: What's the difference between pink and purple?
    A: The grip!

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  • Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance?
    A: Women don't get blowjobs while they're driving.

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  • Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
    A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

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  • Q: What's the best thing about a blow job?
    A: The ten minutes of silence!

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  • Q: Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle?
    A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.

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  • Q: Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob.
    A: Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can't beat a blowjob.

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  • Q: How can you tell which is the head nurse?
    A: She's the one with the dirty knees.

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  • Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
    A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

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  • Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
    A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

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