30+ Hilarious Cheating Jokes That Will Really Give You A Lift.



My girlfriend accused me of cheating.
I told her she is starting to sound like my wife”

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  • How does a woman know her man is cheating on her?
    He starts bathing twice a week.

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  • Bro.. Your girlfriend is cheating on you!
    Damn!! Which one?

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  • Asked my girlfriend who’s into fitness and nutrition, to take a break and have a cheat day.
    She slept with her best friend.

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  • My crazy ex girlfriend accused me of cheating.
    Why you ask? Because I went out with her split personality when we were together.

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  • Whats the similarities between bungy jumping and cheating?
    First you dont dare and if the rubber breaks you are fucked.

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  • Statistics show that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship are cheating.....
    I just need to figure out if it's my wife or girlfriend.

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  • My French girlfriend cheated on me and then suddenly moved to Pakistan.
    Lahore.

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  • Husband: I have cheated once.
    Wife: me too.
    husband: 1st of Apriii....
    Wife: 18th of June.

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  • My doctor put me on a strict vegan diet, but every Monday I’m allowed a cheat day.
    So I nip out and fuck his wife.

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  • So I caught my girl cheating again.
    This time I caught her doing it with my Dad and before that my brother like seriously. So I was wondering if anyone know how I can tell her I just want to be cousins.

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  • Mr and Mrs Wong have a baby.
    When the baby is born, Mr Wong immediately knows that Mrs Wong has cheated on him...
    Because two Wongs don’t make a white.

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  • If someone with a toe fetish cheats on you
    Does that mean they got off on the wrong foot?

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  • A drunk husband walks in on his wife cheating on him with two other guys.
    He stares at them then shouts “Wow, it takes two of you? I can fuck her all by myself”.

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  • Sangfroid is not saying "carry on" when you catch your wife cheating.
    Sangfroid is when the husband of the woman you're having sex with says, "Carry on," and so you do.

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  • I thought my wife was cheating on me but it turns out she's just fucking crazy.
    Yeah, apparently I have multiple personality disorder.

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  • There were rumours spreading that Zeus has been cheating on his wife with other women.
    But it was all just Hera-say.

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  • What do you call Fidel Castro cheating on a partner?
    In-Fidel Castro.

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  • Santa's wife divorced him after he cheated on her for the fourth time.
    She could handle the first three ho's but the last one was just too much.

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  • Girlfriend: Are you cheating on me?
    Me: I don’t get why you all ask the same question.

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  • How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
    She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

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  • I would never cheat in a relationship,
    because that would require two people to find me attractive.

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  • A friend of mine is cheating on his wife with an alien from an advanced civilization.
    That’s fucking intelligent.

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  • The difference between a stupid person and a pizza
    One is easy to cheat, the other is cheesy to eat.

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  • My deaf girlfriend cheated on me with her best friend.
    I should've seen the signs.

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  • How did the girl know her glass boyfriend was cheating on her?
    She could see right through him.

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  • Looking for a married woman, recently cheated on, mad and scorned
    who is willing to sell her husbands tools for cheap.

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  • What did Ed Sheeran’s wife do after her husband cheated on her?
    Sheeran.

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  • My girlfriend said she had a dream where I cheated on her
    So I went out that night and picked up a girl at the bar. I want to make all my girlfriend's dreams to come true.

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  • I've been cheating on my girlfriend with her twin, but it's OK because I can tell them apart.
    Brian has a moustache.

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  • When your partner tells you he/she cheated on you, I know there is a tendency to ask "with who?"
    Resist it. Instead ask "with whom?". Speak good English, no matter the circumstances.

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