Chinese Jokes Collection.



Please welcome and enjoy our exclusive China collection selected carefully to spice up your life and brighten up your day with chinese humor.

- Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • They say that the Chinese cleverness and ambidextrousness means they can use two typewriter's at once, one with each hand!

    Meh, I just think that's stereotyping!

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  • What’s got 2 wings and an Arrow?
    A Chinese telephone.
    “Wing Wing”
    “Arrow”

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  • 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Wonton .

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  • I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said you need to start clapping. What a weirdo. Anyway we all started to clap and the lights came on! I said "how did that happen?" He replied..."old Chinese proverb, many hands make light work."

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  • GOD CREATED THE WORLD! ...everything else is made in China.

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  • A Chinese couple were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary. The wife said, "For anniversary, you can have anything you want... anything!" The husband replied with lust in his eye, "Ah! I want a 69!" To which his wife responded, "69!??" He reiterated now leering at her, "That's right, 69!" She said, "You want a pork and rice!"

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  • If you open a Chinese fortune cookie and there’s no fortune in it is that a misfortune?

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  • We were traveling, and tried a Chinese restaurant. But they had this ceremony; it was teadious, and we were oolong way from home.

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  • We've missed our favorite tea at the Chinese restaurant where we often dine, but we've been getting oolong.

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  • I ordered 2000 lbs. of chinese soup. It was Won Ton.

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  • I asked my Chinese friend what it's like to live in China.
    He says he can't complain.

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  • Chinese chefs don't mind cooking out doors--but they hate wokkin' in the rain!

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  • A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

    She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

    The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"

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  • A Chinese couple had a black baby an they name him "sum tin wong🤔😏"

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  • Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar.
    I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art.
    He said, “Why do you ask me that? Is it just because I’m Chinese?!”
    “No it’s because you’re drinking MY beer!“

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  • I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
    She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"
    I said, "Wow!"
    Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

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  • 一个小孩儿问他的爸爸:“爸爸,结婚 需要 花 多少钱”

    爸爸说:“儿子,我 不知道。 我 还在付款!”

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  • 妈妈说:“今天能完成的事,不要留到明天。”

    儿子回答:“好吧,把全蛋糕给我,我今天都吃光了吧。”

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