Best Maniacs, Freaks and Perverts Jokes.



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  • Someone keeps sending me flowers with all the heads cut off...
    I think I'm being stalked

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  • I could tell she loved me by the way she signed the restraining order.

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  • A lunatic, a maniac and a serial killer have moved into our neighborhood.
    We have changed the name of the street to Psycho Path.

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  • Have you heard about the homicidal maniac who papercuts people to death with terms and conditions documents?
    He’s a contract killer.

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  • - Why did the maniac kill the train engineer?
    - He had a loco-motive.

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  • What do you call a manic-depressive math professor with suicidal tendencies?
    Sinusoidal.

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  • How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?
    Two, then one, then none.

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  • A maniac is on the loose after stabbing 6 people with a knitting needle...
    Early reports from the police suggest he is following some kind of pattern...

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  • Did you hear about the guy who got caught stealing electric guitars?
    He was a Clapton maniac.

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  • A wife calls her husband driving to work
    and says, "Honey be careful. There's a maniac driving on the wrong side of the road on the highway."
    He responds, "One maniac? There are hundreds of them."

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  • A man is yelling "People, listen to me! I am the son of Satan!" out of the window of a mental asylum.
    Another one sticks his head out and yells:
    "Don't listen to him, he's a maniac! I don't have a son!"

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  • Most men hope they will marry a nymphomaniac.
    The problem is, that after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac is still there.

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