30+ Hilarious Games and Gamers Jokes That Will Really Give You A Lift.



My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much.
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

- TOP games joke from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • My son got tattoos of a heart, a spade, a club and a diamond, against my wishes.
    I'll deal with him later.

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  • I saw two policemen chasing a person who has just stolen a board game of little value.
    It was a really trivial pursuit.

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  • When my wife woke up this morning she asked me what I was doing on the laptop
    I told her I was looking for cheap flights
    She gave me a kiss and cooked bacon & eggs for breakfast
    I thought that was unusual as she's never shown any interest in me playing darts before

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  • If you die and get cremated, you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family games night.

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  • I don't know who needs to know this but there is a play in chess called the "Bob Seger"...
    ...that's when the knight moves.

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  • One thing I can’t deal with..
    ..is a deck of cards glued together.

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  • What is a musician’s favorite childhood game?
    Haydn seek!

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  • I almost got shanked in jail last night.
    My family takes Monopoly very seriously.

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  • Did you know Mortal Kombat was based on an old Scandinavian folk song?
    It was a Finish Hymn.

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  • I’m delighted to say I’m the new chairman of the British Card Games Society after a snap election.

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  • What do gamblers call a craps table?
    Pair o' dice.

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  • Why doesn’t Mike Tyson use a PlayStation? Because he’s an X-Boxer.

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  • I ran out of poker chips so used dry fruits for playing instead.

    People went nuts when they saw me raisin the stakes.

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  • I always find completed jigsaws to be quite relaxing. Very piece-full.

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  • What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of an airplane?
    Meeeeeeee!!!!

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  • I tried to carry my oversized board game onto the plane, but I wasn’t allowed.

    They said the Risk was too big.

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  • Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?

    A: Knead for Speed.

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  • What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
    They get a bone-us.

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  • Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

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  • Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
    A: They stand near the fans!

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  • Why is a orphan favorite game monopoly?
    Because it can actually buy a house.

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  • “Wanna play the rape game?”

    “No!!!”

    “That’s the spirit!”

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  • What is a tornado favorite game?

    Twister!

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  • What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?

    Salmon Says!

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  • Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t.

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  • Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.

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  • Why are cats good at video games ?
    Because they have nine lives !

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  • My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

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  • What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman.

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  • Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
    A: There was a face off in the corner.

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  • Why did the police go to a baseball game?
    Because a player stole the base.

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  • What game does an emo hate the most?

    Cut the Rope.

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  • A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time?" The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”

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  • My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
    I always hit on 16, the get busted.

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  • A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

    They had great seats right behind their teams bench.

    After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

    “Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

    Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”

    She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”

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  • Why can’t orphans play online games ?
    Because they don’t have parents to sign them up.

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  • Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

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  • What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game?
    Borderlands.

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