Italian Jokes Collection.



How do you make an Italian wine? Insult her cooking.
- TOP italian wine joke from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • Where does poor Italians live? In the spaghetto.

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  • Fossil records show that elephants once roamed the Italian peninsula.
    Most of them lived in Tuskany.

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  • I am sad to announce that the famous Italian chef " Pasta la Vista" has... pasta way.

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  • What is a bigamist? A foggy day in Italy.

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  • What do you call a rough Italian neighbourhood?

    Spaghetto.

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  • Do Italians walk?
    Or they just Rome?

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  • What do you call an Italian who's won the lottery, and wants to keep it quiet?
    Donatella Nobody 😂

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  • What's a specimen?

    An Italian astronaut.

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  • Italian Altar Boy Confession
    'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'
    The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Dominic Savino?'
    'Yes, Father, it is.'
    'And who was the girl you were with?'
    'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
    "Well, Dominic, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
    'I cannot say.'
    'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
    'I'll never tell. '
    'Was it Nina Capelli?'
    'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
    'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
    'My lips are sealed.'
    'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
    'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
    The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
    Dominic walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
    'Four months vacation and five good leads.' 😁

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  • Do you know what is wrong with an Italian that has one arm shorter than the other? He has a speech impediment. 😛

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  • What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
    One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

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  • A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.
    They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
    The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them
    say the following:
    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
    together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I
    come
    again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.
    "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
    In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
    lives, "
    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell *'Mississippi'."

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