100+ Jokes about geography, geo fun.



Just bought a new TV, on the back of it was printed "Built in Antenna".....
I haven"t a clue where that country is !!.

- TOP geography joke from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • Ever since my wife took a job in Antarctica, she’s been cold and distant.

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  • I really appreciate all the positive feedback I’ve received on my pun about a mountain plateau. It’s the highest form of flattery!

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  • The southern hemisphere doesn't have Polaris, the North Star, but the Southern Cross is a good constellation prize.

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  • I just ate a map of Montana and now I feel MT inside.

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  • Be careful to hold your directional compass correctly!! For if you hold it upside-down, well, everything will go...south.

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  • A tourist had to get an eye test while visiting an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

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  • I’m making a couple of brief films about a British territory in the Atlantic Ocean. Don’t miss my award-winning Bermuda shorts!

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  • Visit Afghanistan. You'll never know where you'll beheaded.

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  • If the Sahara Desert had a motto it would be "Long time, no sea."

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  • The country with the highest number of warning signs, is China. Red flags everywhere.

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  • What is the opposite of Antarctica?
    Uncle Arctica.

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  • Her: “I'm leaving you because of your obsession with Africa puns!”
    Him: “Uganda be kidding—Kenya be serious?”
    Her: “I'm not joking.”
    Him: “I've never Senegal like you.”
    Her: “I can't endure this any longer—let's just split up.”
    Him: “I'm Ghana miss you though.”

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  • When traveling between Russia and Alaska, you first must get your Bering Strait.

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  • No man is an island. Unless it’s the Isle of Man.

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  • The country with the most crows?
    Crowatia

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  • Someone I know jumped off a bridge in Cairo. He was in denial...

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  • My girlfriend is leaving me because of my obsession with Africa.
    Kenya believe that?
    Not going to lie, Ghana miss her though!

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  • If you are ever going to climb the mountains between France and Spain you will need strong legs and a good pyrenees.

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  • Mexico Is Just Spain With Drugs.

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  • Where in Ireland would you find the most South Park fans? Kilkenny.

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  • My boss said he was sick of my silly Country puns..
    I promised him I'd stop because I don't want it to damage my Korea.

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  • People from the Netherlands are Dutch, but are native to Holland.
    They don't speak Hollandish nor Netherese.
    It's all double Dutch to me.

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  • I’ve always wanted to climb Mt. Everest... just not more than I don’t want to.

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  • I've ordered a book called "The World's Longest Rivers."
    It'll be delivered by Amazon.

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  • "You're on earth. There's no cure for that."
    — Samuel Beckett

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  • What washes up on really tiny beaches?
    Microwave.

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  • So many people visit Japan and no one has seen a ninja.

    Impressive.

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  • I'll go to the 4 corners of the earth to prove its round.

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  • Son, where are the Himalayas Dad ?
    Father, if you put things away,
    You'd know where to find them.

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  • Q- What do they call 'Thai-Spa' in Thailand?
    A- Spa.

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  • My boss just fired me for making too many jokes about Asian countries. I guess that's the end of my Korea.

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  • I've never been any good at geography but at least i can name one city in France, which is Nice.

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  • her: I hate to lose

    me: really? that’s my favourite French city

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  • What do Siberia and golf have in common?
    Taiga Woods.

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  • The Great Lakes are all pretty cool but one’s Superior.

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  • Did you know there are no canaries on the Canary Islands? Same as with the Virgin Islands…
    No canaries there either.

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  • At the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle is a... wreck tangle.

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  • Ants can be found on every single continent except Antarctica.

    Ironic really, when you consider the name.

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  • What's the difference between a tick and the Eiffel tower?
    Nothing they're both Paris sites.

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  • "Dad" , "yes son ?" Where are the himalayans? I don't know ask your mom she puts everything away."

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  • What do you use to find your way around Alcatraz island? A con-tour map.

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  • Where is Old Zealand ? asking for a friend )

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  • I'm thinking of going to Romania for a holiday..
    I need to Bucharest.

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  • The only thing flat earthers fear, is sphere itself.

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  • - Here's a picture of the Antarctic.
    - So I see.
    - Yes, incredibly.

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  • My grandfather left me his antique globe in his will.
    It means the world to me.

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  • An old pre-internet ad by Atlas maps.
    Buy Atlas maps or get lost.

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  • I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
    I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.

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  • Germany has to be one of the smelliest countrys in Europe

    -Its so bad they have a town called Cologne

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  • "I've built a model of Mount Everest."

    “Is it to scale?"

    “No, just to look at...”

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