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Last night, I changed a lightbulb, crossed a road, walked into a bar and chatted with an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman.
That’s when I realised my entire life is a joke....

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  • I often make Castration jokes,
    willy nilly.

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  • I would tell you a leech joke, but it would suck anyway!!!

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  • Can we ban all jokes about clones from now on?
    I mean, they're all the same.

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  • I'm fed up with food puns.

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  • I got unfriended 3 times over the Shania Twain jokes...
    That don't impress me much.

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  • I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
    Not a fan.

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  • I may be an atheist but I love Jesus jokes. Especially when they nail it.

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  • I’m trying to come up with more pee jokes but I’ve lost my flow.

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  • I'd tell you a joke about a cloud but it would be over your head.

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  • Me: You ever feel like you’re part of one big, cosmic joke?
    Chicken: *crosses road to get away from me*

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  • I have a water joke but it is completely tasteless. You won't get it if you have dry humor...

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  • 2013: Didn't Jog
    2014: Didn't Jog
    2015: Didn't Jog
    2016: Didn't Jog
    2018: Didn't Jog
    2019: Didn't Jog
    2020: Didn't Jog
    2021: Didn't Jog
    2022: Still haven't jogged...
    This is a running joke

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  • My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

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  • I'm working on a potentially funny joke about a bed...
    I just haven't made it up yet.

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  • I love jokes. That’s why I am one.

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  • I used to have a bunch of running puns but I’ve been unable to jog my memory.

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  • Found a joke in the bin today.
    It was rubbish.

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  • My whole adult life people have told me I should write my jokes down. I now realise they meant instead of saying them out loud.

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  • My wife said she'll divorce me if I keep making puns about birds with long necks. That's swan way to go about it.

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  • I'm fed up with food puns.

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  • A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

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  • To all the people who said that I'd never be able to write a joke about Bukkake

    Haha in your face.

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  • I'm just saying if I post a bird joke, I would definitely get cheep laughs.

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  • Last night, I changed a lightbulb, crossed a road, walked into a bar and chatted with an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman.
    That’s when I realised my entire life is a joke....

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  • I did a theatrical performance about puns.
    It was a play on words.

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  • I said to my wife,
    “Did you hear my last pun?”
    She replied,
    “I hope so!”

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  • The man who says that his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him!

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  • Was going to tell a quick bra joke...
    ...however I'm strapped for time.

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  • I would like to tell my kids a joke about airplanes.
    But I'm afraid it would go right over their head.

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  • Bad at telling golf jokes ?
    Join the club.

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  • I had a joke about the clitoris but it has too much nerve.

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  • I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

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  • Heard two witches telling jokes. Broom broom.

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  • Comedians who tell one too many lightbulb jokes soon burn out.

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  • I was going to do a joke about the difference between cats and dogs but I think it’s a bit two petty.

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  • The magnitude of a Dad joke is measured on a sighsmograph.

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  • I texted you a pun earlier today, but you didn't respond.
    Did you not get it?

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  • I ordered a book called "101 Binary Jokes", it was a disappointingly short read.

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  • Jokes about the search for eternal youth never get old.

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  • I was telling a Border Collie some jokes about sheep, but he'd herd them all before...

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  • Terrible bird puns always create cheep laughs.

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  • I don't tell enough jokes about porridge.
    I oat to do more.

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  • Every morning I announce loudly to my family that I’m going jogging, but then don’t go.
    It’s a running joke.

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  • Heard a joke about two helium atoms. He he.

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  • I have a feeling my dying words will be "Honey, I was just joking."

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  • I hate explaining my own jokes. Mostly because I don't get them either.

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  • I was going to tell a joke about sodium and oxygen.
    But I'm afraid I'd get a violent reaction.

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  • I'd tell you the joke about peanut butter and jam on toast, but you might spread it.

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  • Can we ban all jokes about clones from now on?
    I mean, they're all the same.

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  • Why are there no jokes about beds? Because they haven't been made up yet OR they've already been covered.

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  • On my tombstone, please write "Not appreciating my puns was a grave mistake."

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  • Do you know why I make puns?
    Because it's my respunsibility!

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  • Did you hear my puns about storm drains? They're grate.

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  • I've got a great joke about Holland in my Comedy Set, the only trouble is it Never lands.

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  • Wanna hear my joke about
    trouser belts? Buckle up!

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  • I’ve been living in a drought-stricken region. My punny friends sent me a get-well-soon card!

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  • Gotta love cock jokes, they are just riDICKulous.

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  • A fly feels a bug on its back.
    "Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?" the fly asks.
    "I mite be," giggles the mite.
    "That's the worst pun I've ever heard," groans the fly.
    "What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly."

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  • I performed a joke about abortion.
    It wasn't ovary good one.

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  • I'm fed up with food puns.

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  • My jokes are so bad i'm going to join the witless protection program.

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  • “Daddy, can you tell a Star Wars joke?”
    “Sure! *beepboop-beepbeep-boop-beep-squee-boop.*”
    “I don’t get it.”
    “You’d find it hilarious if you spoke R2...”

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  • I got unfriended 3 times over the Shania Twain jokes...
    That don't impress me much.

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  • me: I'm not able to stop making jokes

    doctor: you can't be serious

    me: that's right

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  • A good pun is its own reword.

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  • I don't enjoy making puns about fractions.
    But I'll make 1 if I halve 2.

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  • What do you call a boy who tells dad jokes as he ages?
    A *groan* man.

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  • I have a pun about an expired perfume, but it doesn't make scents.

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  • I was going to share a vegetable joke but it’s corny.

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  • I have a great joke about nepotism. But I'll only tell it to my kids.

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