100+ Best jokes about names, surnames and nicknames.



Do you know that if you read EMAN RUOY backwards, you’ll see your name?.

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  • One of Peter Pan's Lost Boys married the Gone Girl. Their children were nowhere to be seen!

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  • Miss Booker was arrested for stealing a book. The cop said book her!

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  • Baker, Cook, Fry, and Kitchen are real last names!

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  • Baker, Cook, Fry, and Kitchen are real last names!

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  • Asked a Russian guy to explain the meaning of his name but he wasn't very Igor.

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  • Keith, worked in a factory, he had lost an eye in an unfortunate accident , so everyone started callin him keth.

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  • Neil Armstrong?
    Weird. Whenever I kneel, it’s because my legs are strong. Not my arms.

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  • I phoned my wife on the way home from work today. I said " I have finished early, shall I stop and picked up fish and chips?".

    The phone went an awkward silence for a minute, I think she still regrets me naming the twins.

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  • Mr. Wise is a wise man. Ask Mr. Wise for counsel, otherwise, Mrs. Wise!

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  • Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Wallcarpet on the birth of your son Walter.

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  • Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Kebab on the birth of their daughter, Donna.

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  • In Starbucks...
    "It's Linda with an i".
    "We only need your first name Ms. Withenaye.”

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  • My friend Art has a son who never married.
    We refer to him as, 'Bachelor of Art's'

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  • What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?
    Pat.

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  • Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.

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  • I got a dog named Sandwich.
    Know why?
    Cause he's half bred.

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  • What do you call someone with a small penis?
    Justin!

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  • Robin Hoods brother is also well known in the hometown. His name is Neighbour.

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  • Man named David:
    "If I ever had a son, I would name him Harley, so that everyone would go, 'Yeah, that's Harley, David's son!'

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  • There once was a man and his family way out on a rural road. Suddenly the unthinkable! A flat tire. He opened the trunk and retrieved the spare but upon further investigation no tools to change the tire. They sat in the heat for hours. Finally this tall well built farm hand stopped to lend a hand. The man explained the situation and the farm hand said no problem. Without hesitation he grabbed the rear of the car and lifted it so the tire could be changed, then gently set it back down. The man filled with gratitude gave him $20 dollars and thanked him. Before they parted ways the man said...by the way I didn't catch your name. The farm hand replied...... Jack is my name.

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  • This is John Crapper, my number 2 man!

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  • Did you know John Legend started his own dairy farm?
    It's Legend Dairy.

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  • I always take the road Les traveled.
    Les was really smart. He was good at directions and he knew things.

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  • I placed my order at the restaurant and the cashier said, "can I get a name?"
    I replied. "Didn't you parents give you one?"

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  • Did you know Demi Moore used to have a sister called Not any?

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  • So which Wright was the first Wright to write that he finally got it wright? Write? Wrong! Right.

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  • What do you call a Roman with flu? Julius Sneezer ..

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  • I just got a voicemail from a guy named Johann Sebastian
    Should I call him Bach?

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  • I have a new friend, Perry Noyd.
    He is afraid of everything.

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  • The detective agency didn't know whether to trust their informant, named Miss Information.

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  • Somebody told me I'm terrible with names.

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  • What did the mountain climber name his son?
    Cliff.

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  • I’ve just had my lip removed….. call me Phil.

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  • My Indian mate Tyme is a pilot,
    He wrote a book...called how Tyme flies !!

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  • What do u call a really strong cow? Beefy.

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  • I've been calling my wife "honey" for 12 years because I don't know how to tell her I forgot her name.

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  • I told my Wife I would pick Fish and Chips up on the way home and she just grunted… I think she regrets letting me pick the twins’ names.

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  • My grandmother is 80% Irish.
    They call her Iris.

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  • I’m great at remembering names.

    I just don’t remember which one is yours.

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  • Applying for a loan:

    “Okay, let’s start with your name.”

    “James”

    “And your surname?”

    “Sir James”

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  • What do they call a man with 3 wooden heads ..Edwood Wood Wood 😆
    What do they call a man with 4 wooden heads..I don't know but I bet Edwood Wood Wood would 😆

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  • My son's name is Noah and I jokingly tell people his middle name is Fence. No one ever gets it.

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  • What do you call two men standing in a window?
    Curt and Rod.

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  • I was in prison and my cellmate told me to look out for 'one-eyed Bill'.

    "Why?" I asked "Is he dangerous?"

    He said "No. He just keeps bumping into people".

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  • My friend Saul is a chef whose signature dish combines meat and fruit.
    It's called Saul's berry steak.

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  • Sky News: 3 Cliff Walkers have fallen to their deaths!
    I can't believe they all had the same name !!!!

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  • I have a nephew named Violence who's terrible at math.

    Violence doesn't solve anything.

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  • A policeman stopped me today and said can I have your name?
    I said no I'm using it.

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  • I prefer my Kale with a silent K.

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  • I had a look around a cathedral with my friend Neil but I lost sight of him.
    I called his name & 50 visitors dropped to their knees.

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  • The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

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  • "I'm Pete."
    "I'm Peter."
    "That's not a competition."

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  • My son Luke loves how I named my kids after star wars characters.
    My daughter Chewbacca not so much.

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  • What did the Health Inspector say to his wife when he got home from work?
    “Hi Jean!”

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  • Teacher: "Simon, can you spell your name backwards?"

    Simon: "Nomis."

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