50+ weather jokes that will make your day !



The weather is really hot today ! If it wasn't this hot, it would be cooler !

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  • It was so hot today, I took off all my clothes and opened all the windows, it was such a relief.
    Mind you, the other people on the bus didn't look too happy...

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  • I was going to buy an umbrella but decided to save my money for a rainy day instead.

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  • Wife:😠"Why do you ALWAYS make weather references in your conversations??"
    "Well, I haven't the foggiest." I told her, then proceeded to storm out of the room.

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  • When does it rain money? When there is 'change' in the weather.

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  • Happy summer -- the time when it's too hot to do the jobs it was too cold to do all winter!

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  • IT IS SO HOT OUTSIDE, WORMS ARE BEGGING PEOPLE TO GO FISHING.

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  • It was so hot this afternoon I saw a Goth take his coat off.

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  • It's so hot today, I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it.

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  • What do you call a tired tornado?
    Winded.

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  • Here's this weeks weather forecast:
    Tomorrow will be Muggy...This will be followed by Tuggy, Weggy, Thuggy and Friggy!!!

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  • I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes....
    It's only a draft at the moment.

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  • A group of weather forecasters are called stormtroopers.

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  • BREAKING NEWS: The cold weather is to to last until it gets warmer!!

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  • -4° looks like a depressed guy sitting on a toilet.

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  • I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes.
    It's only a draft at the moment.

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  • Be aware of people warning of heavy Snow tonight.
    It's flake news.

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  • It’s so cold here that my kleptomaniac friend actually put his hands in his own pockets !

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  • How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather?
    He’s got bugs on his teeth.

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  • What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
    One is reined up and the other rains down.

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  • What did one tornado say to the other?
    “Let’s twist again, like we did last summer….”

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  • Why do tornadoes move so erratically?
    They are dizzy.

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  • There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
    It’s called Monday.

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  • Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?
    Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

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  • Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
    Because if they travelled slowly, we’d have to call them slow-i-canes.

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  • Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
    Because then the children have to play inside.

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  • You need to try meditating during a storm. It's a really in-lightening experience.

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  • One raindrop turned to the other and said, "Two’s company. Three’s a cloud."

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  • It only rains twice a year in London: August through April and May through July.

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  • It was so cold outside that hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

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  • It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he certainly had a great fall.

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  • The weather forecast was for freezing cold hail, and sure enough, it was an ice day.

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  • Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There's a twist at the end!

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  • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

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  • Lightning storms can be very striking.

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  • The hottest day of the week is Sun-day.

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  • What do you have to do to win gold at the weather forecasting competition? You have to beat the raining champion!

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  • What is the worst type of weather to hire for a job? Lightning because it's always on strike!

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  • What do you get if you cross a shark with ice? Frostbite.

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  • Why should you avoid tornado chasers? Because they’re always passing wind.

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  • What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back.

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  • What's a king's favourite weather? Hail!

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  • When does it rain money? When there's a change in the weather.

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  • How does a thunderstorm catch fish? With a lightning rod!

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  • What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves!

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  • What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
    A drizzly bear!

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  • What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
    I have my eye on you.

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  • What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
    You're shocking!

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  • Why shouldn’t you start a fight with a cloud?
    He’ll storm out on you.

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  • What goes up when the rain comes down?
    An umbrella!

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  • How does the rain tie its shoes?
    With a rainbow.

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  • What’s a tornado’s favourite game?
    Twister!

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  • What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
    You might step in a poodle!

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  • Why did the man only wear one boot into town?
    He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!

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  • What falls but never hits the ground?
    The temperature.

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  • What did the tornado say to the sports car?
    Want to go for a spin?

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