30 Hilarious funny palindromes that will make your day !



Had a go at a palindrome competition and won top spot.

- TOP palindrome joke from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

Сrazy people telling jokes are ready for fun


  • ABBA are the only palindromic act to have a palindromic hit (SOS) in a palindromic genre (pop).

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  • Your word is palindrome

    "Can you use it in a sentence?"

    Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog.

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  • A Santa at NASA has won top spot at this year's Christmas palindrome award.

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  • Anyone remember the band "The Palindromes"?
    Their first single was
    “If I Had A Hi Fi”.

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  • 17971
    is a prime example
    of a palindrome.

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  • Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?

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  • Doc, note I dissent: a fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.

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  • Did Hannah see bees? Hannah did.

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  • Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna.

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  • Pull up, Eva! we’re here! Wave! Pull up!

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  • Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.

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  • Amy? Must I jujitsu my ma?

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  • A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.

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  • Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

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  • As I pee, sir, I see Pisa!

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  • When is a palindrome not a palindrome?
    All the time.

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  • My bank account balance is a palindrome.
    $00.00

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  • Our clumsy mate has just got a PhD in palindromes.

    We call him
    Dr Awkward.

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  • What do you call a funny palindrome?
    lol.

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  • What kind of car does the president of the palindrome society own?
    A Toyota.

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  • How many palindromes do I know of?
    Not a ton.

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  • UFO tofu?

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  • Yo, banana boy!

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  • Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.

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  • Murder for a jar of red rum.

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  • Madam, in Eden, I’m Adam.

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  • Ed, I saw Harpo Marx ram Oprah W. aside.

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  • Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.

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  • Was it a car or a cat I saw?

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  • Taco cat.

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  • Borrow or rob?

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  • Are we not pure? “No, sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. “It is garbage!” Irony dooms a man—a prisoner up to new era.

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  • Amore, Roma.

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  • Al lets Della call Ed “Stella.”

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  • A nut for a jar of tuna.

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