30+ funny proverbs and hilarious wise inspirations.



Home is where u can look ugly n enjoy it.

- TOP funny proverb from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.

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  • “A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.”
    - English Proverb

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  • You cannot eat a whole donut unless you also eat a donut hole.

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  • It takes patience to listen.
    It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.

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  • Finding a life partner is like putting down linoleum: lay it right the first time and you can walk all over it the rest of your life.

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  • Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance, you must keep moving

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  • It is a wise man who lives with money in the bank, it is a fool who dies that way.
    French Proverb.

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  • Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.
    Chinese Proverb.

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  • Every fish that gets away appears great.
    Turkish Proverb.

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  • Never let your feet run faster than your shoes.
    Scottish Proverb.

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  • A lazy shepherd is the wolf's friend.
    Welsh Proverb.

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  • It's in old kettles that one makes the best soup.
    French Proverb.

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  • When two dogs fight over a bone, a third one carries it away.
    Dutch Proverb.

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  • If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.

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  • There are no short cuts to any place worth going.

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  • Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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  • He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.

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  • A turtle travels only when it sticks its neck out.
    Korean Proverb.

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  • Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
    Spanish Proverb.

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  • Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach.

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  • You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

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  • No one tests the depth of a river with both feet.

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  • In a closed mouth, flies do not enter.
    Mexican Proverb.

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  • A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

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  • A father is a banker provided by nature.
    French Proverb

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  • Luck is the idol of the idle.

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  • Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

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  • Six feet of earth make all men equal.

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  • After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
    ~ Old Italian proverb...

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