100+ Funny rhetorical questions that will make your day !



Do teeth taste like nothing or does your mouth just get used to the taste of your teeth ?

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  • Who is under the boogy man's bed?

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  • Do gynaecologists have to take an entrance exam?

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  • Why are there self-help "groups"? Isn't it supposed to be "SELF" help?

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  • So when is this 'old enough to know better' suppose to kick in?

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  • If you pay someone to kill you… is it murder or suicide ?

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  • How much deeper would the oceans be if it wasn't for all the sponges ?

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  • Do people who run know that we’re not food anymore ?

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  • "If crimefighters fight crime and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?"
    - George Carlin

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  • If the orchestra went to a fancy restaurant without their maestro, would they know how to...
    ...conduct themselves?

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  • Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

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  • if it rains on a Sunday ,is it still a Sunday?

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  • What if UFO’s are just billionaires from other planets?

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  • Why is it when people ask you "What three things would you bring with you on a deserted island?", no one ever replies, "A BOAT..."?

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  • What if Oxygen makes our voice really deep and Helium just brings it back to normal?

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  • Why do they start the evening news with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't?

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  • If love is blind, how can it be at first sight ?

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  • Could you see yourself working in a mirror shop?

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  • If I swallowed a lot of magnets, would that make me attractive or repulsive?

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  • Oxymorons .....
    1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
    2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
    3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
    4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
    5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
    6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
    7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
    8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
    9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
    10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
    11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
    12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
    13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
    14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
    15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
    16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
    17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
    18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
    19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
    20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
    21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
    22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
    23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
    24 Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
    25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
    26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
    27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
    28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?

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  • Where did the first person to make a dictionary look for the meaning of all words if before him dictionaries didn't exist?!

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  • If God is Love, is Love God?

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  • But what if bygones want to be something else?

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  • If God turns water into wine why are so many Christians against alcohol?

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  • Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

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  • If you punch yourself and it hurts, does that mean you're weak or strong?

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  • If you punch yourself and it hurts, does that mean you're weak or strong?

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  • I wonder if Somalis ever listen to Pirate Radio?

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  • Why is it called "beauty sleep" when you wake up looking like a troll?

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  • What is the Abbreviation for Abbreviation ?

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  • If you could drive your car at the speed of light,
    Would your headlights work...?

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  • How many times do you have to click "i accept cookies" before they send you the cookies?

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  • Why is it that whenever I open a can of evaporated milk, it's still there?

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  • Why is it called a "building" when it's already built???

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  • Do you build a house by constructing it? Or
    Do you construct a house by building it?

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  • Why are electricians not called Power Rangers?

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  • If I’m holding a bee in my hand, what do I have in my eye?

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  • Even if it was seen by 10 men, is it still a private part?

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  • If the whole world is a stage . . . where does the audience sit?

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  • When meteorologists get mad, do they storm out?

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  • If i swallow a magnet will i become attractive?

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  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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  • Is a bathroom still a bathroom if there is no bath in the room?

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  • Ever get to a point where you thought everything was pointless?

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  • Do you realize every time you put your glasses on you make a spectacle of yourself?

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  • Do competitive origami artists fold under pressure?

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  • Who invented the second telephone?

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  • Is it still considered underwear if you don't wear anything over it?

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  • Why hamburgers are called hamburgers if theyre made of beef?

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  • Do toaster shaped bath bombs sound like a decent business idea?

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  • If your child is a transgender, does that make you transparent?

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