100+ Funny riddles and tricky questions that will make your day !



What color can you eat?
Orange.

- TOP riddle from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • Who carries out operations in a lake?
    A sturgeon.

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  • What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pigeon?
    Voice mail.

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  • How many table tennis balls can you fit in an empty pint glass?
    One, after that the glass is no longer empty.

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  • What runs but is never out of breath?
    Water.

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  • What has 50 heads & 50 tails?
    A roll of pennies.

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  • What do most people look forward to but most mattresses fear?

    Spring Break.

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  • What has a straight back & sharp teeth?
    A saw.

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  • Why did the fried chicken cross the road?
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    To get to the other sides!!

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  • How does a scarecrow drink? With a straw....

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  • When do you go at red and stop at green?
    When you’re eating a watermelon.

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  • A cowboy went into town on a Friday, stayed there 3 days and left on Friday. How’d he do it?
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    His horse was named Friday!

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  • What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?
    A deck of cards.

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  • What is the smelliest kind of ox?

    A buttocks.

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  • What do you call a reindeer that loves cheese?
    Mickey Moose.

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  • What gets bigger when more is taken away?
    A hole.

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  • What invention lets you look right through a wall?
    A window. 😎

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  • What's black and white and has four wheels?
    A penguin. I lied about the wheels.

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  • What happens when someone knits backwards?
    They stink.

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  • What is full of holes but still holds water?
    A sponge.

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  • What's one thing you can always count on?
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    A calculator. 😁

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  • What do you call a camel with three humps?
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    Pregnant!

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  • What is Black and White,
    White and Black,
    Black and White,
    White and Black,
    Black and White,
    White and Black,
    Black and White,
    White and Black?
    A zebra crossing the Zebra Crossing .

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  • "What is a bunny without a carrot?" - "Hungry!"

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  • What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it?

    Envelope. 😊

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  • What is hairy, brown, and goes up and down? - A kiwi in an elevator.

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  • If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby boy, of the three of them, who would be the biggest ?
    The baby. He would be a little Bigger.

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  • What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

    Teapot.

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  • How many ants does it take to rent an apartment?

    10

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  • What are two things you can't have for breakfast....?..lunch and dinner.

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  • What do you call a mexican who lost his car?
    Carlos 😁

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  • What kind of Mexican food never shuts up?
    Talk-Os 🌮

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  • What does a man have in his trousers that a lady doesn’t want in her face?
    Wrinkles.

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  • Every man has one. Some are big, some are small. It feels great when you blow it, but it drips if you aren’t careful. What is it?
    A nose.

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  • It’s fun to do but you hate knowing your parents do it too. What is it?
    Facebook.

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  • What four letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k”, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands instead?
    A fork.

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  • Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is really short. Mickey Mouse’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?
    A last name.

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  • What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?
    Money.

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  • What does a cow have four of that a woman only has two of?
    Legs. 😎

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  • What does a cow have four of that a woman only has two of?
    Legs. 😎

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  • What’s six inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
    A toothbrush.

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  • I have no life, but I can die, what am I?
    A battery.

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  • What’s a plumber’s favorite song?
    “Singing in the Drain.”

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  • A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

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    The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

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  • A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
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    An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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  • What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
    Answer: Silence.

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  • What begins with an “e” and only contains one letter?
    Answer: An envelope

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  • If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
    Answer: Nine

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  • What has hands, but can’t clap?
    Answer: A clock

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  • What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
    Answer: A table

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  • What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
    Answer: A potato 🥔

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