100+ Social networks and social media jokes.



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  • “I’ve just got a new Twitter follower, a lady from a city in North West Italy”

    “Genoa?”

    “Not very well, no...”

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  • What is a thousand times better than Instagram?
    Instakilogram.

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  • Thanks for accepting my friend request.
    You'll regret it soon enough.

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  • Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this'.

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  • Shoutout to that one person that hears you when you’re talking in a group and smiles or replies so you don’t feel like an idiot.

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  • There was a glorious time, before social media, when you would just lose touch with people.

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  • Any idea if I can buy a fence on Facebook? I’ve seen a lot of good posts.

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  • My friend msgd:
    What does 'idk' mean?
    I said: I don't know.
    He said: oh ok nvm.
    I said: what does nvm mean?
    He said: nevermind.
    I said: oh ok

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  • Cost me a fortune yesterday... facebook was down and I had to ring 42 friends to tell them what I had for breakfast...

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  • I set up a living with paranoia page on Instagram…. Now everyone is following me.

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  • Why do babies want to use the internet?
    So they can Google Gaga!!

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  • My wife left me due to my obsession with Facebook.

    I didn't even get a notification .

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  • I was worried my notifications had stopped working but luckily I’m just unpopular

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  • Back in my day, we didn’t have Instagram.
    We had to bore people in person with photo albums.

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  • I'm "used to get kicked off the internet when the house phone rang" years old.

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  • I want to learn how to be a tightrope walker, but I can't find a local instructor. Looks like I'll have to take a class... on line.

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  • Why did the zombie ignore all his Facebook friends? He was still DIGESTING all of his followers on Twitter!

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  • Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website

    I think I should start uploading my bills.

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  • In these days of internet if you want to keep a woman happy, you'd better tweet her right.

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  • This morning I was shaving my private part and I was using my phone camera as a mirror. Everything was going very well not until I started getting likes on Facebook.

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  • Social media is a lot like Ancient Egypt. A lot of Cat worshiping goes on!

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  • I opened a new Facebook group for pyromaniacs.
    Everyone gets on like a house on fire.

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  • Yesterday a girl commented on my post, a guy replied, she replied again and they were about to fall in love so i deleted the post!!

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  • I heard there's a great article on this one website, but I haven't 'Reddit' yet.

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  • There's a nudist convention happening tomorrow via Zoom.

    I might join it if I've got nothing on.

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  • Me: "Doctor you've got to help me. I'm addicted to twitter."

    Doctor: "I don't follow you."

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  • IF YOU SEE A LINK ON TWITTER THAT SAYS "FREE NUDES" DON'T CLICK ON IT.

    IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.

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  • My email password got hacked again...

    That's the third time I've had to rename the cat!

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  • I can’t stop taking pictures of myself in front of boiling water.

    I have Selfie Steam Issues.

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  • Mark Zuckerberg went to the Library to ask if they have a book on Faces.

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  • What picture does an ELF click?

    sELFie

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  • All my friends on MSN Messenger have all started calling me 'Old Fashioned'.

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  • Google Plus was the gym of social networking.
    We all joined but no one ever used it.

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  • I'm starting an antisocial network. You're not invited.

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  • At a mental hospital :

    Doctor: - What is this?

    Mad man: - This is a book i wrote. It has a total of 500 pages.

    Doctor:- You wrote 500 pages! Wow, what did you write?

    Mad man:- On the first page i wrote 'One king rode on a horse and went towards the jungle'.
    And on the last page i wrote 'The king reached the jungle'.

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    Doctor :- (stunned) And what's that?

    Mad Man:- That's the sound of the horse running...The hooves digging the terrain.

    Doctor:- And who will read your story?

    Mad Man:- I will put it on Facebook plenty of nutters on there who will definitely read it..... One of them is reading it as we speak! 👋

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  • India banned TikTok but most of Indian movies are just really long TikTok videos.

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  • How do you make a vegan go back to eating meat?
    Remove their vocal cords and ban them from social media.

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  • My boss fired me for being on Twitter at work
    I don't think he understands how a social media manager works...

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  • Back in the 1980s, I fell off my bike, twisted my foot, and hurt my knee.
    I'm telling you this now because there was no social media back then.

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  • The clitoris has over 8000 nerve endings.
    But it's still not as sensitive as a vegan on social media.

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  • What would you call a social media marketing genius?
    Masterbaiter.

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  • Do you remember how before social media nobody cared what, where and with whom you ate?
    Still nobody cares.

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  • Social media is like waking up in a mental asylum.
    You have no idea you're committed until you try to leave.

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  • Me: Doctor, you've gotta help me! I'm addicted to Social Media.
    Doctor: I don't follow you.

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  • Three social media news article writers walk into a bar.
    You won't believe what happens next.

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  • Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever.
    I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the “Like” button.

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  • What do you call a reptile that starts fights over social media?
    An InstaGator.

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  • How can you spot the losers in a social media War?
    They're the ones yelling, "Retweet! Retweet!!"

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  • What do social media Influencers and perverts have in common?
    They both think people want their exposure.

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  • At first, I thought my idea for a social media platform had failed
    But then I made a 4chan.

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  • I’m thinking of starting a social media network for chickens.
    Not as a full time job just a way to make hens meet.

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  • Have you heard about the social media stars who are coughing and sick?
    They're Instagram Influenzas.

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  • There's a new social media platform where people can take pictures of how they've been conned by their coke dealer.
    Isntagram.

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  • - What do you call an anti-vaxxer who’s big in social media?
    - An influenzar.

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  • When facebook bans female boobs, but not men's, it shows a real intolerance...
    lactose intolerance.

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