200+ Stupid, silly and dumb questions.



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  • If bedbugs are found on beds, who ever came up with the name cockroach?

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  • If having to wear masks is a mandate, do women have to wear them also?

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  • Does anyone actually know what the Knights in white sat in ?

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  • Why is it that when "we need to talk" I only get to listen?

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  • I wonder if people without dogs actually pick food off the floor?

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  • Why is it called a hot water heater when in reality, it’s a cold water heater?

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  • If you're going down the river in a canoe and you get 4 flat tires, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's roof?

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  • Do Transformers have health insurance or car insurance?

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  • How would a mermaid give birth?

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  • If mouse plural is mice,
    shouldn't spouse plural be spice?

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  • If you share your personal story of how your gut was healed, is that an intestimonial?

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  • Why does a cheeseburger have cheese on it, but a hamburger doesn’t have ham on it?

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  • If your entire job is to post posters is your job title a poster poster?

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  • Serious question: Where do all the bagel holes go?

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  • Should a company that lays railroad track
    advertise their work as unparalleled?

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  • Has it occurred to anyone that the eclipse is just the sun being mooned??

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  • Is it wetter underwater when it rains?

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  • What's the opposite of opposite?

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  • what's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

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  • If an apple exercises...
    Is it a core workout?

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  • If an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn't complete the sentence, is that a fragment?

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  • Why do they call it a hot water heater, when hot water doesn’t need to be heated?

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  • Why do they call it a Driveway when you park in it ?

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  • Why do we have to brush our teeth if they dont have hair?

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  • Why can you drink a drink but you can’t food a food?

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  • Of all the kitchen utensils, why did judas choose to be tray?

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  • Isn't it weird that a vacuum cleaner isn't something that is used to clean vacuums?

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  • So, if you try to fail and succeed, which have you done ?

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  • I was just pondering. Do fish get stressed over "current" events?

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  • I wonder if the earth makes fun of the moon for having no life?

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  • If you throw a chair does it become a throne ?

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  • Does anyone know what date the 4th of July is on this year ?

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  • Do bees even have knees?

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  • Why is it when someone goes into a baby changing room with a baby they always come out with the same one?

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  • Besides HAPPY RELATIONSHIP,
    ... what other oxymoron do you know?

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  • Do you think Luke Skywalker sent Darth Vader a Father's Day card?

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  • Why does everyone think I’m paranoid…?

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  • When Steven Spielberg visits his dentist, are they impressed with his Jaws?

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  • I’d like to learn how to water ski this summer. Does anyone know where I can find a lake with a slope on it?

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  • Has anyone seen a camouflage jacket ?

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  • I know it's a long shot but does anyone have a trebuchet I can borrow?

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  • Did you hear about the strike at the bowling pin factory?

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  • What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about...?

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  • Why do you think John Lennon's Mum named him after an airport?

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  • If you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a video camera you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out.

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  • If we have Singapore, shouldn't we have Speakapore too???

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  • Did you hear about the chap who took hay to bed to feed his nightmares?

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  • Do you think flies call us walks?

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  • If bowlers are to successfully go on strike will they still have to play?

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  • Do song birds get mad at hummingbirds for not knowing the words?

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  • Do cold callers get fired or do they just chill?

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  • If men jerk-off then do women jerk-in?

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  • Why do foxes need their own news channel?

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  • How do these mall maps know i'm here?

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  • Why does McDonalds call it a drive thru when you have to drive AROUND the building?

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