200+ Stupid, silly and dumb questions.



If you multiply a clock by another clock..
Do you get Times Square?

- Random starter dumb groaner from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • If people living in New York are called New yorkers...Are people living in Hamburg called hamburgers?

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  • I don't know who this Rorschach man is, but I wish he would stop drawing pictures of my parents fighting.

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  • If the earth is flat, why haven't cats pushed everything off the edge?

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  • Are female mannequins called womanequins ?

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  • If you're an atheist, what do you even scream out in bed ?

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  • Do people who work for Goodyear or Firestone ever re tire?

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  • How come I never came first in sports at School, but now it happens every time during sex?

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  • What do you think of the rectum as a hole ?

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  • The mystery of the clit...have you fingered it out yet?

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  • Why is there flea shampoo? Fleas don't have hair.

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  • If missiles are so accurate why aren’t they called Hittiles ?

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  • I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?

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  • 'm just pondering: Does NASA teach all the astronauts the moon walk dance?

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  • What do you call
    a sportscar modelling
    swimwear...

    A lambikni?

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  • If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

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  • When a funeral director practices driving his vehicle over and over again,
    is he rehearsing?

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  • If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

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  • Completely misunderstood pride month. Does anyone want to buy 15 lions?

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  • If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

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  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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  • Are you really happily married or do you have Stockholm syndrome?

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  • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?!

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  • I'm just pondering: Did Noah's ark have flood lights?

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  • My grandfather was a laborer on the railroad but when he got electric shocked did that make him a conductor?

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  • Women were born to WOO MEN but why do they WOE MEN?

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  • Why do proctologists become proctologists?

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  • Did you ever feel like you were already tired tomorrow?

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  • If a Viking is reincarnated, is he Bjorn again?

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  • Is a sawhorse the past tense of a seahorse?

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  • If news presenters break news, do weather presenters break wind ?

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  • When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?

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  • If bedbugs are found on beds, who ever came up with the name cockroach?

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  • If having to wear masks is a mandate, do women have to wear them also?

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  • Does anyone actually know what the Knights in white sat in ?

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  • Why is it that when "we need to talk" I only get to listen?

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  • I wonder if people without dogs actually pick food off the floor?

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  • Why is it called a hot water heater when in reality, it’s a cold water heater?

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  • If you're going down the river in a canoe and you get 4 flat tires, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's roof?

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  • Do Transformers have health insurance or car insurance?

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  • How would a mermaid give birth?

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  • If mouse plural is mice,
    shouldn't spouse plural be spice?

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  • If you share your personal story of how your gut was healed, is that an intestimonial?

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  • Why does a cheeseburger have cheese on it, but a hamburger doesn’t have ham on it?

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  • If your entire job is to post posters is your job title a poster poster?

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  • Serious question: Where do all the bagel holes go?

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  • Should a company that lays railroad track
    advertise their work as unparalleled?

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  • Has it occurred to anyone that the eclipse is just the sun being mooned??

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  • Is it wetter underwater when it rains?

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  • What's the opposite of opposite?

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  • what's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

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  • If an apple exercises...
    Is it a core workout?

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  • If an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn't complete the sentence, is that a fragment?

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  • Why do they call it a hot water heater, when hot water doesn’t need to be heated?

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  • Why do they call it a Driveway when you park in it ?

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  • Why do we have to brush our teeth if they dont have hair?

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  • Why can you drink a drink but you can’t food a food?

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  • Of all the kitchen utensils, why did judas choose to be tray?

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  • Isn't it weird that a vacuum cleaner isn't something that is used to clean vacuums?

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  • So, if you try to fail and succeed, which have you done ?

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  • I was just pondering. Do fish get stressed over "current" events?

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  • I wonder if the earth makes fun of the moon for having no life?

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  • If you throw a chair does it become a throne ?

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  • Does anyone know what date the 4th of July is on this year ?

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  • Do bees even have knees?

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  • Why is it when someone goes into a baby changing room with a baby they always come out with the same one?

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  • Besides HAPPY RELATIONSHIP,
    ... what other oxymoron do you know?

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  • Do you think Luke Skywalker sent Darth Vader a Father's Day card?

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  • Why does everyone think I’m paranoid…?

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  • When Steven Spielberg visits his dentist, are they impressed with his Jaws?

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  • I’d like to learn how to water ski this summer. Does anyone know where I can find a lake with a slope on it?

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  • Has anyone seen a camouflage jacket ?

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  • I know it's a long shot but does anyone have a trebuchet I can borrow?

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  • Did you hear about the strike at the bowling pin factory?

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  • What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about...?

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  • Why do you think John Lennon's Mum named him after an airport?

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  • If you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a video camera you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out.

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  • If we have Singapore, shouldn't we have Speakapore too???

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  • Did you hear about the chap who took hay to bed to feed his nightmares?

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  • Do you think flies call us walks?

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  • If bowlers are to successfully go on strike will they still have to play?

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  • Do song birds get mad at hummingbirds for not knowing the words?

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  • Do cold callers get fired or do they just chill?

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  • If men jerk-off then do women jerk-in?

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  • Why do foxes need their own news channel?

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  • How do these mall maps know i'm here?

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  • Why does McDonalds call it a drive thru when you have to drive AROUND the building?

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  • If you sent a werewolf to the moon would they just be a werewolf forever?

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  • Why is a group of Kangaroos called a mob and not a Gangaroos?

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  • Why do blurry people always ask me if I’m drunk?

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  • Why do guys have to put the toilet seat down, but girls don't have to put it up?

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