50+ Funny Tongue Twisters that will make your day !



Please welcome and enjoy our exclusive jawbreakers collection selected carefully to spice up your life and brighten up your day with patters humor.

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  • Who mails mail to the mail man?

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  • The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

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  • A tongue-twister champion got arrested.
    They're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

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  • If you notice this notice,
    you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

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  • The big black bug bit the big black bear,
    but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!

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  • Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.

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  • How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.

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  • How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

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  • Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?

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  • If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?

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  • One-one was a race horse.
    Two-two was one too.
    One-one won one race.
    Two-two won one too.

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  • There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

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  • Luke Luck likes lakes.
    Luke's duck likes lakes.
    Luke Luck licks lakes.
    Luck's duck licks lakes.
    Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
    Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

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  • Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.

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  • There was a fisherman named Fisher
    who fished for some fish in a fissure.
    Till a fish with a grin,
    pulled the fisherman in.
    Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

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  • Denise sees the fleece,
    Denise sees the fleas.
    At least Denise could sneeze
    and feed and freeze the fleas.

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  • Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards.

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  • I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

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  • Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.

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  • Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

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  • We watched window washers wash Washington’s windows with warm washing water.

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  • I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.

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  • He sighed, she sighed, they both sighed, side by side, down beside the river side.

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  • Don’t trouble trouble
    Until trouble troubles you.
    It only doubles trouble
    And troubles others too.

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  • Grey geese graze in the green grass.

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  • Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

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  • The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

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  • “Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”

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  • Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
    If cows could fly I’d have a cow pie in my eye.

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  • A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

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  • I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

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  • Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread 🥖

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  • Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

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  • We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

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  • Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.

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  • Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

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  • I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch ⌚

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  • I thought I thought of thinking of thanking you.

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  • If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?

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  • I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen 🐈

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  • You know New York, you need New York, you know you need unique New York. 🗽

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  • I have got a date at a quarter to eight; I’ll see you at the gate, so don’t be late.

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  • Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

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  • Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?

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  • Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines.

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  • I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. 🍦

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  • How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

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  • She sells seashells by the seashore.

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