40+ Jokes about art and famous artists.



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  • I had a great first day watching over some important, expensive China vases at the British Museum.
    Smashed it.

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  • Van Gogh chose painting over composing because he lacked an ear for music.

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  • The Venus de Milo was a great statue, but I’m not so sure it holds up...

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  • What do you call a colorful artist?
    Peacock-so.

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  • An artist who is in a hurry wants to draw a tree.
    So he draws a tree and leaves.

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  • I'm posing nude for an art class.
    No one asked me to.
    I think they're making ceramic bowls.

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  • When asked why I became an artist I answered ‘I don’t know. I guess I was just drawn to it.’

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  • The art teacher challenged his students to draw a parrot, but no one could pass the Polly graph test.

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  • Baroque:
    When you're out of Monet.

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  • picasso's wife: i’m going to take a bath

    picasso: what?!

    picasso's wife: *sigh* ok, i’m going to ‘draw’ a bath

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  • My friend is an artist and when she feels sad i give her my shoulder to crayon.

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  • The sketching contest final has ended up in a draw.

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  • This painting "The Wind In The Leaves" is from his Blew period.

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  • I went to a museum and asked if I could take a few pictures. The guard was adamant that the pictures stay on the walls.

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  • Just bought an original Van Gogh coffee table. I know it's original because there's a bit of veneer missing.

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  • To trick people into thinking I understand things at an art gallery I stand in front of every painting and silently count to twenty.

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  • Yesterday, I was trying to draw a cube, but I had a mental block.

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  • Why did Van Gogh become a painter?

    Because he didn’t have an ear for music.. ☺️

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  • I went into a pub, sitting in the corner was that famous painter Van Gogh.
    I said “ God, I thought you were dead, can I buy you a drink”?
    He said “ No thanks I’ve got one ear”!

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  • What does a painter do when he's cold ?

    Puts on another coat.

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  • I tried the art of glass blowing but I accidentally inhaled and now I have a stomach pane.

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  • Painter: How is my new painting of Jesus, bro...?
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    Friend: You nailed it, mate...!

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  • I hate it when people pretend to be clever and talk about Mozart as if they are familiar with his painting.

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  • Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Monet!
    Monet who?
    Monet doesn't grow on trees.

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  • Q: What do you call someone hanging on a wall?
    A: Art.

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  • Q: Why was the painting arrested?
    A: Because it was framed.

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  • Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
    A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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  • Q: What does a painter sing when he's in Dire Straits?
    A: "Monet for Nothing".

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  • Q. Which painting is never happy?
    A. The Moaning Lisa

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  • Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
    A: It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

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  • Q: What do you call a painting by a cat?
    A: A paw-trait.

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  • Q: Why did the artist get into an argument with the curator at the art gallery?
    A: He wasn't in the right frame of mind.

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  • Did you hear about the guy who stole all those paintings? He tried to brush it off, but I think he was framed.

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  • Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?
    A: With a bowl of "Surreal"

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  • Q: What do you call a mixed media artist without a girlfriend?
    A: Homeless.

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  • Q: Why did the painter butter his toast with his fingers?
    A: To feel its texture.

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  • Q: What did Michelangelo say to the ceiling?
    A: I got you covered.

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  • Q: Did you hear about the artist who paints in jail?
    A: He had a brush with the law.

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  • Q: Did you here about the attempt robbery at the museum?
    A: They had ran out of gas a few blocks away when the police caught them, and they said, "We didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh"

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  • Q: Where does a cow hang his paintings?
    A: In a mooooseum.

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  • Q: Did you hear about the artist who died ?
    A: Too many strokes.

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  • Q: Why did Van Gogh become a painter?
    A: Because he didn't have an ear for music.

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