Jokes about millennials and boomers.



This generation wanted to change the world but ended up changing their gender and called it pride.

-TOP generations joke from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • Boomers: the stockings are hung with care

    Gen X: the stockings are hung with ‘I don't care’

    Millennials: *staring at phone* can you hang them for me?

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  • Study finds millennials are having less sex
    Because they are expecting their parents to do it for them.

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  • A dad complains "Millennials get certificates for anything..."
    "My son got one last week just for dying!"

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  • My grandpa told me, "You millennials are too dependent on technology...
    .. so I plugged out his life support

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  • If a Millennial dies, they can be eulogized as such:
    "They died doing what they loved. Dying."

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  • Study finds that the most popular fetish among Millennial is...
    Role playing as a couple that owns a house.

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  • What's the difference between a millennial and a large pizza?
    A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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  • Why are millennials so odd?
    Because they can't even.

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  • How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb?
    Don't know, the baby boomer that has the job now can't retire because they never saved anything and millennials all have LED lights that last longer.

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  • Why don’t cannibals like to eat millennials?
    They’re too salty.

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  • People often tell me I'm very old fashioned for a millennial
    I guess I'm just a late boomer.

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  • What did the millennial get on his wedding day?
    A participation trophy wife.

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  • What kind of job do millennials typically prefer?
    A rimjob.

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  • I think Coronavirus is a millennial..
    .. Because everyone's OK except the boomers.

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  • Why doesn't Santa have any millennial elves?
    Because there are already enough snowflakes at the North Pole.

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  • How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?
    There's no app for that.

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  • How do you weigh a millennial?
    In instagrams.

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  • Jokes about millennials aren’t funny
    They just don’t work.

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  • Millennial milestone: I finally moved out of my parents and moved in with my girlfriend. Her parents were supportive, too...
    They even let us bring food upstairs.

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  • Why can't millennials take a joke?
    Because the jokes always hit a little too close to their parent's house.

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  • why do millennials always type in lowercase?
    because they reject capitalism.

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