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Anyone else notice the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated” ?

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  • People who confuse the words "burro" and "burrow" don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

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  • The grammarian was very logical. He had a lot of comma sense.

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  • I used to mix up metaphors... but that ship has flown...

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  • Why does You begin with a Y & Why with a W? 🤔

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  • If you identify a UFO as a UFO, then it becomes an FO. Unless it has landed, then it is simply an O.

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  • You can remove any one letter from the word "seat" and still end up with a real word.

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  • There are two typos of people in the world.

    Those who always notice spelling mistakes, and those who don't.

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  • Auto correct ain't nothing to duck with.

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  • The word "Saturday" has "turd" in it.
    Good luck trying to ignore that for the rest of your life, starting now.

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  • Bad spellers of the world.....untie.

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  • Why can’t cyclops spell Hawaii?
    Because you need two eyes Глаза

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  • I'm starting to think I overuse exclamation points. It ends today. Right now. I'll never ever use one again. I'm so excited about it. Yes.

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  • Texting typos can change your life.

    "Having a great time wish you were her"

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  • I won't have anything against the English language the day they find 'J' in SOLDIER.

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  • What is the center of Gravity? The letter V.

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  • Neither see nor sea has a C in it, but I can see both the C and the sea. However, I can’t see, but eye can see.

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  • Eleventeen percent of the population makes up words.

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  • When you write misspelled backwards it's misspelled.

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  • I hate it when people don't know the difference between Ur and U'r.

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  • Some people think I shouldn’t worry about how paragraphs are aligned, but I think it’s justified.

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  • I used to think "caesarean" was spelt with an S until I looked in the dictionary and found it in the C section.

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  • He was put on trial by the Grammar Police and received a run-on sentence.

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  • The amount of people who confuse ‘to’ and ‘too’ is amazing two me.

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  • It makes me very uncomfortable that the word "Australia" contains three A's and all of them are pronounced differently.

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  • What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
    A literalist takes things literally.
    A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

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  • Genie: What is your final wish?
    Boy: I wish I were you.
    Genue: weurd but alrught.

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  • They say a QUEUE is just a Q, followed by four silent letters...
    But, they're just waiting their turn.

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  • I feel like as if for what that I sometimes but not all the time I use too many words in a sentence that I don’t really necessarily have to or need to.

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  • 'Sugar'
    is the only english word where 's' is pronounced as 'sh'...
    I'm quite sure.

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  • What's the best letter to have in summer? Iced T.

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  • If you need help with English,
    I'm hear!

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  • Practice safe text – use commas and never miss a period.

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  • The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

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  • A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

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  • Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

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  • I am the bestest at the English language.

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  • Friend: I think you have a problem with overusing contractions.
    Me: It’s what it’s.

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  • Houses should be referred to in the feminine, because they all have address.

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  • If you take the R out of varnish, it mysteriously vanishes.

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  • What's a pirate's favorite letter?

    P.
    It's like R, but missing a leg.

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  • Some people claim that in the English language, the letter “y” can be used as a vowel; but that's a myth.

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  • what do letters drink?
    t

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  • When someone told me Scandinavian languages don't have the letter R, I immediately thought:
    No way.

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  • DO YOU KNOW which 5 letter word becomes SHORTER when you ADD 2 letters to it? ..... short

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  • The amount of people who confuse "to" and "too" is amazing two me.

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  • Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...
    Will get a reward.

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  • I don't understand when people say 'age is just a number'... Age is clearly a word.

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  • "Boyfriend" and "boy friend": you see a little space, that's called the friend zone.

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  • People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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  • " I think people who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit it"...

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