30+ Knock-Knock Jokes that will make your day !



Please welcome and enjoy our exclusive knoking collection selected carefully to spice up your life and brighten up your day with hammering humor.

- Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    The police.
    You have to hang on a minute, I’m pooping.
    Yeah, we know. The photo booth has glass doors.

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  • Knock knock. Who's there?
    RayD.
    RayD. who?
    RayD or not, here I come.

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  • "Knock Knock."

    "Who's there ?"

    "Grandad"

    "BLOODY Hell, stop the funeral !!!!"

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  • Why aren’t there any Fourth of July knock-knock jokes?

    Because freedom rings.

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  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Broken Pencil.
    Broken Pencil who?
    Never mind it’s pointless.

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  • Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Europe.
    Europe who?
    No, you're a poo.

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  • I really like knock knock jokes! You could say, I a-door them!

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  • A time traveller.
    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?

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  • Knock, knock
    ----Who's There?
    ----Luke
    ----Luke who?
    ----Luke through the peep hole and find out.

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  • KNOCK KNOCK!
    Who's there?
    Hoo.
    Hoo, hoo?
    What are you some kind of owl?

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  • KNOCK KNOCK!
    Who's there?
    Doris.
    Doris who?
    Doris Locked, that's why I'm knocking.

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  • Knock knock
    Who’s there ?
    Amos
    Amos who?
    A mosquito
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Ana
    Ana who?
    Anada mosquito

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  • Knock, knock.

    Who's there.

    Broken Pencil.

    Broken Pencil who?

    Nevermind, it's pointless.

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  • Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Dishes
    Dishes who?
    Dishes the ghost of Sean Connery.

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  • Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? -Because freedom rings!- #dadjokes 🇺🇸🔔🗽

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  • Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
    He won the nobell prize.

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  • Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Stopwatch Stopwatch who?
    Stopwatch you're doing and pay attention!

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  • Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Opportunity
    That's impossible.
    Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!

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  • Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Owls say
    Owls say who?
    Yes, they do.

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  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Howl.
    Howl who?
    Howl you know if you don't open the door?

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  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Robin.
    Robin who?
    Robin you—hand over the cash!

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  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Nun
    Nun who?
    Nun of your business!

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  • Knock! Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Radio.
    Radio who?
    Radio not, here I come!

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  • Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Leaf Leaf Who?
    Leaf Me Alone!

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  • Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Witch.
    Witch who?
    Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?

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  • Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ken Ken who?
    Ken I come in?
    It's cold out here.

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  • Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wire.
    Wire who?
    Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?

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  • Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Figs.
    Figs who?
    Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

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  • Q: Knock, knock.
    A: Who's there?
    Q: Wooden shoe.
    A: Wooden shoe, who?
    Q: Wooden shoe like to know!

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  • Q: Knock, knock.
    A: Who’s there?
    Q: Gladys.
    A: Gladys, who?
    Q: Gladys the weekend—no homework!

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  • Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Dejavu.
    Dejav who?
    Knock! Knock!

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  • Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Needle.
    Needle who?
    Needle little help getting in the door!

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  • Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Scold.
    Scold who?
    Scold outside, let me in!

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  • Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Voodoo.
    Voodoo who?
    Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

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