40+ Love jokes that will make your day !



Eggs dont fall in love but they always have crushes.

- TOP love pun from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • You know a man is in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days...

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  • A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

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  • Love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then listening to it over and over again till you hate that song.

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  • Love is never a scam.
    It's either you dating an idiot.
    Or you are the idiot.

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  • I was so unlucky at love. When I went to the Pigalle in Paris, all I met were Can't Can't girls.

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  • In dreams she is mine,
    In reality she is a dream.

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  • MONEY CAN'T BUY LOVE
    but it sure gives more bargaining power...

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  • I'm such a romantic. Told my wife that her teeth are like the stars in the sky because they come out at night.

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  • What is a SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP? I guess it means that both don't laugh...

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  • What do you call two birds in love?
    Tweethearts!

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  • She fell in love with her Cardiologist, because he told her she had a good heart.

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  • Confucius Say.
    Better to lose a lover
    Than love a loser.

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  • Before criticizing my taste, remember that I like you.

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  • What do you call 2 worms in love? Soilmates.

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  • One year ago today, I asked my childhood sweetheart., my best friend..and the most beautiful girl I've ever met to marry me........
    All 3 said no.

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  • You can't make someone love you.

    All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

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  • Love is just your DNA trying to make a new body so it can live without you.

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  • She was just a whiskey maker. But I loved her still.

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  • The problem with loving an inflatable doll is one little prick and it’s over.

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  • True love doesn't care about the look or size of your wallet, it's all about what's inside... the wallet.

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  • She fell in love with an acupuncturist but hated how he kept needling her.

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  • Today my crush told me that I’m pretty. Well, the whole sentence was you’re pretty annoying, but I focus only on the positive things. 😎

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  • Do you want to know why my husband and I will never ever need a marriage counselor? He majored in communications in college and I majored in theater. So he communicates with me a lot and I always make the effort to pretend to listen.

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  • Love is a lot like peeing in your pants. Only you can feel the warm sensation from such an experience.

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  • Let’s commit the perfect crime together. I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.

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  • Why do painters always fall for their models? Because they love them with all of their art.

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  • A couple are on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He replies, “I forgot my wallet.”

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  • You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body. In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!

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  • The voice of love seemed to call me, and then I realized that it was a wrong number.

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  • Did I tell you that the girl I have been seeing works at the zoo? I think she’s a keeper.

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  • Love is like having to pass gas. If you force, then you are going to make a mess.

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  • Have you ever been fishing before? I only ask because I really think that we should hook up.

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  • What happened to the two vampires who went on their first date? It was love at first bite!

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  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the letters U and I together.

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  • We must both be subatomic particles because I feel this strong force between the two of us.

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  • Are you familiar with that tingly feeling that you get in your body when you start to develop feelings for someone? That feeling is actually all of your common sense leaving your body.

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  • Love is getting mad at someone, telling that person to go to hell, and hoping that they get there safely.

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  • I don’t know your name yet, but it must be Wi-Fi because I am feeling such a strong connection here.

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  • Never laugh at your significant other’s choices because you happen to be one of them.

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  • Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise you that I will give it back.

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  • Falling in love is like going deep into a river. It is much easier to get in it than it is to get out of it.

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  • Why do men like to fall in love at first sight?
    Because doing so saves them a lot of money.

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  • You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.

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  • You are like my dentures. I cannot smile without you.

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  • You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.

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  • You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.

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  • I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart, but it is just not as big.

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  • - What did one boat say to the other boat?
    - Are you interested in a little row-mance?

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  • - Why should you never break up with a goalie?
    - Because he is a keeper.

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  • Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
    Because it's only the first date.

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