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James Bond wasn't even a good secret agent, someone managed to film everything he did.

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  • Big Bang Theory was just "Friends" with advanced degrees and fewer social skills...

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  • Dora the Explorer is raising a baby cow. You should see it. It’s a Dora bull.

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  • James Bond missed
    his hair colouring appointment.
    Would he
    Dye Another Day?

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  • I can always tell when movies do not use real dinosaurs.

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  • Daniel Craig appeared grey in his latest Bond film cause he had no time to dye.

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  • If you deeply deeply stare into the eyes of the man who played Indiana Jones, it's a Ford Focus.

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  • I'm just saying if Barney the Dinosaur WAS King, it would definitely, 100% be a...purple reign.

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  • A snail that meows, a squirrel in an astronaut suit,and a crab with a whale for a daughter:The Directors of Spongebob were obviously high.

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  • What will the 10th movie in the Fast and Furious franchise be called?
    "Fast 10... Your Seat Belts!"

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  • I got bored at the cinema watching a film about a young hen, it was a chick flick.

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  • Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.

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  • Barney’s wife made him watch a bunch of movies from the early 1900’s that he didn’t like. He had to suffer in silents

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  • George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together.

    Clooney says, "I'll direct."
    DiCaprio says, "I'll act."
    McConaughey says, "I'll write. I'll write. I'll write."

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  • Al Pacino is set to appear in a new film about a man who wins the World Knitting Championship…
    ‘Scarf Ace'

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  • What is the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum man?
    One stops the bad guys and the other just foils their plans.

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  • I bet Matt Damon sometimes wishes he was never Bourne.

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  • What do you call a superhero with no sense of direction?
    Wander Woman.

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  • Has anyone else found it weird that when ‘Star Trek’ boldly go where no one has gone before they always find someone there?

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  • Did you know James Bond makes really huge loafs of bread, i don't know how he makes it rise so much, he must use a special agent.

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  • What is this movie about? It is about 2 hours long.

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  • Where does Willy Wonka ask for forgiveness?
    Confection.

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  • I screwed up my back investigating alien activity for the FBI.
    I have Scully-osis.

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  • Where does Hannibal Lecter go to get his hair cut?
    Salons of the Lambs.

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  • What’s iron man without his suit?
    Stark Naked.

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  • Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.

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  • A big shout out to all the dudes in the adult film industry. They're always working hard.

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  • What did James Bond's mother say as she was giving birth?
    "I've been expecting you, Mr Bond."

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  • Why doesn't James bond fart in bed??
    Cuz it will blow his cover.

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  • Breaking News ;Donald Duck was killed .Someone yelled Donald Duck ,he did not.

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  • What's the opposite of stand up comedy? A sitcom.

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  • They're making a 3rd film about Moses, it's Part C.

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  • What does Iron Man do before he takes a bath? He gets stark naked.

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  • therapist: start from the beginning

    george lucas: no

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  • I got a Lord of the Rings themed kitchen. I particularly like the hob bit.

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  • Which superhero pays no tax? Spiderman, all his income is net.

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  • What does James Bond do a bedtime? He goes undercover.

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  • When avenging a wrong, it's best to be Loki about it.....

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  • Just bought the extended version of The Hobbit.
    Bilbo is 7' 6" now....

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  • Why did the dolphin go to Hollywood?
    Because he wanted to be a star-fish..

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  • I saw a great looking preview for a movie about a long-distance trucker, so I went to see it.
    It turned out that the movie wasn’t very good, but the trailer was incredible!

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  • Just got my new Mandolorean bathroom scale. This is the weigh.

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  • I have an irrational fear of Warrior Princesses!
    I'm a Xena-phobe.

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  • Soup operas were the big winners at the Cans Film Festival.

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  • I love watching movies with strong female leads. I'm a heroine addict.

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  • Watching a movie with my girl tonight.. Can anyone recommend a good girl?

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  • Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?
    Because attachments are forbidden.

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  • I went to the local video shop and asked if I could borrow Batman Forever.

    They said no, you'll have to bring it back tomorrow.

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  • I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris, but it turns out that idea was taken.
    I had another idea for one where the same agent is kidnapped with his wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too.

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  • The cast of “Friends” got stuck at sea in a boat but thankfully nothing happened.

    Because Lisa Kudrow.

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  • What do you call James Bond taking a bath? Bubble-07!

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  • My wife told me I'm starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman... What a joker!

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  • Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
    ~ Steve Martin...

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  • Why was Batman a terrible driver?
    He was blind as a bat.

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  • Have you ever wondered what Wonder Woman wonders about?

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  • Why does the Pirates of The Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

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