100+ pick up lines that will make your day !



If u ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day where will u take me ?

- TOP pickup line from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

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  • Are you from Ireland? cuz I can feel my penis Dublin!

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  • Where you born on a farm?

    Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

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  • " You wanna go for a ride in my new truck? "
    Thats my pickup line.

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  • If you like water, you already like 72 percent of me.

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  • Hey girl, were you born on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

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  • Ya'll wanna come over and watch porn on my big screen mirror?

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  • Sö î hèãrd ÿôu lìkê gùÿš with ácçeñts?

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  • Girl, are you Jupiter? because I like looking at you through a telescope.

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  • My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight ?

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  • Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?

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  • Roses are red, And sometimes thorny, When I think of you, It makes me horny.

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  • If nobody loves you, I'll be your nobody ❤️

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  • To the 89 year old lady that just won 54 million on the lottery,
    S'up baby?

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  • Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious...

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  • I've got my own private jet. But the rest of the jacuzzi is all yours.

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  • All those holes in your pants. We got to get you out of them!

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  • Do you have a map? Because I've been lost in your eyes all day...😊

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  • Let's play house you can be the front door and I'll slam you all night...😋

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  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants...😂

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  • I got a million dollars we need to spend...😎

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  • Goodnight ladies, be good, if you can't be good come and see me.

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  • Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.

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  • Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.

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  • Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?

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  • Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.

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  • Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you.

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  • Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

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  • Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.

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  • I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

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  • Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

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  • Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

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  • Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

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  • They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

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  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?

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  • My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

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  • You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

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  • Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

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  • You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

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  • Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

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  • You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

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  • Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

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  • Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

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  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

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  • I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

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  • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

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  • Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

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  • Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

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  • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

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  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

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  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

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  • Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

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  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

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  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

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