30+ Hilarious Pop Music Jokes That Will Really Give You A Lift.



How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? Wi Jammin’…

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  • Boy Georges reptile bites 5 people in one day

    He needs a calmer chameleon.

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  • Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service.

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  • What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
    Justin BEAVER!

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  • Who is Thor’s favorite singer?
    MC Hammer.

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  • Huge shout out to those that danced near the speakers in the 90s.

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  • Twist and Shout is my favorite song about opening a pickle jar.

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  • If Stevie Nicks married Stevie Wonder,
    they’d both be…. Stevie Wonder.

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  • If Stevie Nicks married Stevie Wonder,
    they’d both be…. Stevie Wonder.

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  • The Jaws theme scares me because I'm afraid I'm going to hear Baby Shark.

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  • I was listening to The News on the radio the other day.
    They've completely changed their sound since Huey Lewis left.

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  • Benjamin Button's favourite group is Men 2 Boyz.

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  • I saw someone holding a pair of boots to his ears. Apparently he was listening to sole music.

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  • What adds up when a Swedish singing group swears?
    Abba cuss.

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  • What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?

    Twerky!

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  • Who was the asshole that re-gifted George Michael's heart?

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  • When the Beach Boys walk into a bar:

    "Round?"

    "Round!"

    "Get a round?"

    "I'll get a round!"

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  • Boy Georges reptile bites 5 people in one day

    He needs a calmer chameleon.

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  • I liked it better when we got the news from Huey Lewis.

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  • Huge shout out to those that danced near the speakers in the 90s.

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  • Before she became Madonna, she was a pre-Madonna.

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  • Question:
    – What is the difference between terrorists and singers in Romania?
    Answer:
    – Terrorists are known to everyone.

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  • Pop singer Sade sands her wooden tool handles because she likes smooth apparatus.

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  • Michael Jackson Albums....
    They're not all Bad.

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  • Remember Red Red Wine?

    UB40 ish by now.

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  • I’ve been appointed Gary Barlow’s personal chiropractor on a lifetime contract!
    I’ve got his back for good!

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  • I've only just learnt that Phil Collins isn’t his real name.
    It’s a Sussudonym.

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  • Boy George has a lizard that bite's everyone that comes to his house.
    He need's a calmer chameleon.

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  • If you’re stabbed in a dark alley, sing a Smash Mouth song. You’ll still die, but the attacker will also suffer.

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  • I'm going to an Abba themed poker night. The winner takes it all.

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  • - Quick, for this quiz. Name me any Tina Turner top 10 hit.
    - The Best.
    - I don’t care how good you think it is. Literally any one will do.

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  • I went to a haunted house that's owned by Don Henley. When I asked if I'd see Casper, he said, "We haven't had that spirit here since 1969."

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  • The only way to get on to the Limp Bizkit website is by Disabling Cookies.

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  • Got a cousin who's so claustrophobic he can't even listen to Crowded House.

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  • - What kind of music is a balloon scared of ?
    - Pop music.

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  • Unfortunately my Horse Toto couldn't race today.
    I left his reins down in Africa.

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  • I just started taking a Carpenters' class. We haven't made anything yet. We've Only Just Begun.

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  • I was recently accused of posting a long series of messages about I'm Too Sexy, Deeply Dippy and other songs, but I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.

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  • John Lennon and Gary Barlow, are forming a group, but they can't think of a name.
    Imagine that.

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  • Just watched an old video clip of Bob Marley playing tennis. The score was one love.

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  • Just because I loved you at one point, doesn't mean I'll will always love you.
    I'm not Whitney Houston.

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  • I just saw two really large spiders dancing to some 1980s music.
    I think they were Duran Durantulas.

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  • Madonna is tryin to get Spice Girls back together.
    Only condition is she gets to join them. They gonna call her Old Spice.

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  • Why can't Madonna walk through walls?
    Because we're living in a material world and she's a material girl.

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  • The Bangles are getting their own cooking show. Wok Like an Egyptian.

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  • How do you make a recipe pop with ginger?
    Play "Spice Girls" songs while you cook.

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  • Which pokemon listens to Aha?
    Takemeon.

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  • Which band doesn’t make music?
    One Direction

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  • Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service.

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  • Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died… His version was to be called “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me”

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  • What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
    They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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  • Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new piano?
    Neither has he.

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  • Who is Thor’s favorite singer?
    MC Hammer.

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  • Who is a Penguin´s favourite pop star?
    Seal.

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  • What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
    Justin BEAVER!

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  • I'm starting a one-man band. Email me if you're interested.

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  • Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    Brittney Spears.
    Brittney Spears who?
    Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    Oops! I did it again!

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  • How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
    Raw raw raw!

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  • How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
    Poker Face.

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  • Where does Kylie get her kebabs? From Jason’s Donner van.

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  • What does Bob say to his friends? “I hope you like jammin’ too”….

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  • How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? Wi Jammin’…

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  • Great new band called the Blank Cheques. They’re still unsigned.

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  • I was doing karaoke the other night, and all the songs were old disco classics. At first I was afraid. I was petrified.

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  • Bought a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. Still can’t find my way out of Paris.
    I also bought a Bonnie Tyler car. Every now and then it falls apart.

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  • If I was on a desert island, the record that I would most like to have is for long distance swimming.

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  • A friend was in a band called the Powdered Potatoes. They had a smash hit.

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  • “I’m Not So Excited” – the Disappointer Sisters.

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  • Walked into a music shop and the manager said, “Good morning”. I said “You too”. He said, “Second aisle on the left”.

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  • My local dress alteration company is really fast. Tailor swift.

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  • What do you call a computer loaded with pop music?
    A Dell.

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