100+ Brilliant Jokes about rappers, rap and hip-hop.



Q: What do you call a fish who raps?
A: Swim Shady.

- TOP rap joke from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • What sort of music do frogs like? Hip Hop!

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  • Who was Einstein's favorite rapper? E=mc hammer.

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  • Shout out to all Hip Hop DJs for starting from scratch.

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  • What do you get when you combine country and rap music?
    Crap.

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  • What does Missy Elliott say when she's selling ice creams?
    Get your free cone.

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  • Sometimes I STOP when it's not even Hammer time.

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  • What do you do when your fruit spread goes flat?

    You gotta pump up the jam.

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  • Is it bad that everytime my daughter asks me if I have $.50, I have to fight off the urge to say "No, but you can find him in the club."?

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  • 50 Cent should release a fragrance and call it 50 Scent.

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  • The rap artist wasn’t upset about the red stain on his pants because he just dropped a beet.

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  • I hate going to MC Hammer's house. He wont let me touch anything.

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  • Boy, Can I go to a 50 Cent concert?
    Father, Sure, Here's a dollar,
    Take your sister.

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  • What kind of music do chiropractor’s like?

    Hip pop.

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  • What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married ?

    Feyonce.

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  • Why does a Piano player called 'Pianist', but a rap singer doesn't called 'Rapist'???

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  • I admit I don't always whoop but when I do.. there it is.

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  • Q. What does a warlock farmer rap about?
    A. Witches and hoes.

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  • Q. Why did the rapper go into farming?
    A. Now he can produce his own beets.

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  • Q. Why did 50 Cent declare bankruptcy?
    A. 'Cause he didn't have a dollar to his name.

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  • Q. Why did the tween-age hip hop artist do an entire album about soap?
    A. So that the lyrics would all be clean.

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  • Q. How is music like candy?
    A. Ya toss the rappers.

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  • Q. Which rapper is always cold?
    A. Ice Cube.

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  • Q. What does a rapper like in his drinks?
    A. Ice Ice Baby.

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  • Q. What sort of music do frogs and toadies croak about?
    A. Hip hop.

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  • Q. What do you call an iguana that throws down a quick beat?
    A. A rap-tile.

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  • Q. Which music genre do chiropractors enjoy most?
    A. Hip Pop.

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  • Did you hear about the rapper who made an album while in prison? Unfortunately, everyone who bought it was jailed because now they had a criminal record.

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  • Q. Why do rappers date chicks in the IT department?
    A. 'Cause they know how to back it up and dump it.

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  • Q. Which rapper always gives away four cans of beer?
    A. 2Pac.

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  • Q. Why is it called rap music?
    A. 'Cause the C fell off.

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  • Q. What's the difference between a joint and rappers these days?
    A. You get more than one hit out of a joint.

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  • Q. What happened to the rapper who used cannabis infused citric chewing tobacco?
    A. He spit out some dope lines.

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  • Q. How can you tell is Bigfoot a rap fan?
    A. He likes to knock on wood.

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  • What do you call a gassy Egyptian rapper?
    Tootin Common.

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  • Why did the rapper thank the sidewalk in his acceptance speech?
    Because it kept him off the streets.

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  • Who you gonna call a rapper that solves paranormal mysteries?
    Ghostbusta Rhymes.

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  • Who is the least self-assured rapper?
    Tupac inshakur.

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  • I invited a bunch of rappers to my party. Most of them showed up, but Notorious B.I.G. couldn't make it.
    That's ok. No biggie.

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  • Why do rappers wear all that fake gold on stage?
    Faux show.

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  • What's an amphibian's favourite rapper?
    Snoop Frog.

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  • What is toothpaste's favorite rapper?
    Fluoride-a.

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  • Im going to be a rapper called Lil Shit
    When people ask why i will say i get inspired by what my mom calls me.

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  • What did the rapper forget when going on holiday?
    2pac.

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  • What do you call a rapper that raps about physics?
    mc².

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  • If I were a rapper, my rap name would be
    Lay-Z.

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  • How many rappers would it take to change a lightbulb?
    None because they were all too lil to reach it.

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  • What do they call it when a psychiatrist and a rapper get together for a talk?
    Shrink wrap!

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  • Why did the rapper never go into the steakhouse?
    Because he had beef with the manager.

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  • What do you call a rapper whose half black and half white?
    50 percent.

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  • Who is Han Solo's favorite rapper?
    Tupacca.

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  • Why didn't the fisherman make it as a rapper?
    His lines were okay, but his hooks were debaitable.

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  • What do Soundcloud rappers fuel their cars with?
    Gaso-lean.

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  • What do they the call rapper 50 Cent in Venezuela?
    479 Billion Bolivars.

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  • Why are rappers so afraid of algebra?
    Cause X gonna give it to ya.

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  • What's the difference between a female American rapper and a South American woman who makes funny noises on bed?
    One is Queen Latifah the other is Queef Latina.

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