200+ Geeky Technical Jokes Collection that will make your day !



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  • Curious that it's always a female computer voice that calmly announces self-destruct sequences and other violent disasters.

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  • When googling something, I always use Caps Lock so that the people from Google know it's urgent.

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  • An IT specialist died today, after a shelf full of routers fell on him.

    It was an unexpected LAN slide.

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  • Was chasing a hacker but he got away. I think he ransomware.

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  • I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything except send me notices that there's a new version of itself.

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  • We are all time travelers... moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

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  • I don't know who needs to know this but the youngest picture you have of yourself is ALSO the oldest picture you have of yourself.

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  • Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.

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  • Just got an SMS just saying “nabg”. That’s bang out of order.

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  • How do you confuse a miner?

    Put two shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

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  • "User Friendly" is just another way of saying stupid.

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  • A saw and a hammer go into a bar and some other tools join them; the saw turns to the hammer and says ‘You know the drill, don’t you?’

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  • People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

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  • I don't know who needs to know this but if you swallowed a tool, it would be gut wrenching.

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  • I'd kill for a microwave that plays Europe's “The Final Countdown” during the last 30 seconds.

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  • CPR is the human version of blowing in to a video game cartridge hoping it'll work again.

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  • My Eastern European friend got a job at AT&T. Now he's a telephone Pole.

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  • It’s kind of ironic that computers now ask humans to prove they’re not robots.

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  • Green is my favorite color, I like it more than Blue and Yellow combined.

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  • ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ɯoɹɟ pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ᴉ ǝɯᴉʇ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ

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  • Relationships should come with an icon that shows you how much time you have left like your phone’s battery.

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  • I'll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn't just put the dots in the shape of the actual letters.

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  • Someone figured out my password.
    Now I have to rename my dog.

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  • I just punched my computer, i was giving tech-knuckle support.

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  • People asked me how it feels when you stick your finger in an electrical outlet? To be honest, it Hertz.

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  • I went to the wedding of a couple of mobile phone service providers.
    Disappointing reception, just one small bar in the corner.

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  • The wife has won Custody of the Kids and what's worse, they've taken my computer with Microsoft Office on it.
    I'm not going to complain too much, all i'm asking for is Access.

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  • 'Good morning Sir, may I ask who your current Internet provider is?'
    Me: 'Some guy next door'.

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  • The benefit of working at a laptop keyboard factory, extra shifts.

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  • Surely a robot can figure out how to tick a box on a website saying’ I am not a robot’
    I’ve seen Terminator 2 and that one could fly a helicopter.

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  • Password is: ‘sunburnthead’
    No caps.

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  • The Infectious Diseases ward of my local hospital has great wifi because of all the hot spots.

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  • Me looking at my wife's labor and delivery bills:
    "You're the most expensive 3D printer I've ever seen."

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  • I was cryogenically frozen for a while, then somebody woke me up early.
    I really lost my cool.

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  • My cellphone accidentally took a 10 min video of my shoes yesterday.
    It was some pretty good footage...

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  • I DON'T READ ANY INSTRUCTIONS!
    I just press buttons and wait until it does what I want.

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  • My problem with drinking battery acid got so bad I started
    attending AA meetings.

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  • I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s a knob called brightness, but it doesn’t work!

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  • I have one of those 3D Kindles.
    Also called a book.

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  • When I heard someone had found my headphones I was so happy, it was like music to my ears.

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  • My new voicemail: If you've reached this recording, please hang up and text me because I haven't checked my voicemail since 2005.

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  • Did you hear about the satellite that crashed into the sun?
    It got a warm reception.

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  • I used Avengers as my password and the computer said it had too many characters.

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  • If you are not supposed to drink WD40, then why does it come with a straw?

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  • I'm heading to Greenwich later tonight.

    Wondering what I should do in the Mean Time? 🤔

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  • Do you think the inventor of the USB will be buried twice? The 2nd time because they put him in the wrong way?

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  • I made my wife a lamp for our anniversary.
    Someone’s getting LED tonight.

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  • Why does a smart phone need glasses ??
    It lost all its contacts ....

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  • "Your password is weak."
    Well so is my memory so please let me keep it.

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  • Waitress: 'Do you have any questions about the menu?'
    Me: 'What kind of font is this?'

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  • A font meets a friend in Rome and asks "are you a Roman too?” “No, but I am an Italic..."

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  • My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed. I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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  • I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
    I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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  • Technically Moses was the first man to download files from the Cloud...
    ....using a tablet.

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  • When I was in school, I had a teacher named Mr. Morse. I didn't do well in his class because he always spoke in code...

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