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A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"

- Random starter laundry groaner from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • I always sleep in my clothes.
    Every night my wife says "Get out of the laundry basket!"

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  • A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

    She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

    The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"

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  • I cant be bothered to do much laundry so i'm just gonna throw in the towel.

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  • My pandemic laundry is 75% pajamas and 25% running clothes that I wear as pajamas.

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  • I just tripped while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
    I wish I had it on video so you could watch it all unfold.

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  • I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean onе thing... It’s laundry day.

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  • Married sex is like laundry and I’m not doing either this week.

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  • My pandemic laundry is 75% pajamas and 25% running clothes that I wear as pajamas.

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  • My wife left me a note before leaving for work which read..

    "Put washing on - do 2 hour cycle"

    It took me 4 hours to buy a bike and ride home so didn't have time for the laundry.

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  • WHAT'S MARRIAGE MADE OF? For men It's 3% compromise, 3% love and 94% accepting that you've lost an argument and have to fold the laundry or dry the dishes in silence.

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  • I always sleep in my clothes.
    Every night my wife says "Get out of the laundry basket!"

    * * * * *


  • I cant be bothered to do much laundry so i'm just gonna throw in the towel.

    * * * * *


  • I just tripped while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
    I wish I had it on video so you could watch it all unfold.

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  • Your laundry is never 100% done unless you wash your clothes naked.

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  • Don't ever give up!...
    Unless it's laundry day...
    Then you can throw in the towel...

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  • A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

    She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

    The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"

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  • Q: "What kind of wine goes best with laundry?"
    A: "A dryer wine goes well..."

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