Hilarious jokes about MUSEUM that will make your day 🤪!



Just letting you all know that the Beatles museum is now open 8 days a week.

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  • If you visit the Museum of Natural History, please don't feed the animals.
    They're stuffed!

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  • I looked across the museum hall and spotted my ex girlfriend but I just couldnt say hello.
    There was just too much history between us.

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  • Accidentally locked myself in a glass cabinet in a museum.

    I ended up making an exhibition of myself...

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  • Just letting you all know that the Beatles museum is now open 8 days a week.

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  • The difference between a Zoo and a Museum is a matter of life and death.

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  • I looked across the museum hall and spotted my ex girlfriend but I just couldnt say hello.
    There was just too much history between us.

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  • I consider myself an art and history buff...

    I just Louvre museums!!

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  • If you visit the Museum of Natural History, please don't feed the animals.
    They're stuffed!

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  • Just letting you all know that the Beatles museum is now open 8 days a week.

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  • I had a great first day watching over some important, expensive China vases at the British Museum.
    Smashed it.

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  • Accidentally locked myself in a glass cabinet in a museum.
    I ended up making an exhibition of myself.

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  • Just letting you know that the Beatles museum is now open 8 days a week.

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  • We went to downtown Washington, D. C. yesterday to see the Museum of Government Camouflage and Clandestine Activities, but we couldn't find it!

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  • Tried feeding the animals at the museum but they were already stuffed...

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  • I heard on the news that someone robbed the Tokyo Origami museum in Japan. The Anchor said the story was still unfolding!

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  • The difference between a Zoo and a Museum is a matter of life and death.

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  • I went to a museum and asked if I could take a few pictures. The guard was adamant that the pictures stay on the walls.

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  • Scientists are dumb. A meteor didn't kill the dinosaurs.
    I've been to the museum.
    It's obvious they starved to death.

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  • Scientists are dumb. A meteor didn't kill the dinosaurs.
    I've been to the museum.
    It's obvious they starved to death.

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  • Accidentally locked myself in a glass cabinet in a museum.

    I ended up making an exhibition of myself...

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  • I went to the Natural History Museum & asked how old the T-Rex skeleton was.

    The curator said “66 million and seven years”.

    I said “How can you be so accurate?"

    He replied “When I started working here they told me it was 66 million & I’ve been here for 7 years”.

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  • Anyone up for a trip to the guillotine museum? I’ll beheaded there later...

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  • I saw my ex girlfriend standing on the other end of the museum hall, but I was too self conscious to go say hello.

    There was just too much history between us.

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  • Q: Did you here about the attempt robbery at the museum?
    A: They had ran out of gas a few blocks away when the police caught them, and they said, "We didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh"

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  • I saw my ex wife from across the hall in a museum. I was too self conscious to say hello. I mean there was all this history between us.

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  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

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