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Home alone! You know what that means? Porn with volume!

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  • Q: Why do Jewish guys watch porno movies backwards?

    A: They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.

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  • A priest booking into a hotel says " I hope that the porn channel on TV is disabled " " No, it`s normal porn you sick bastard ! "

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  • I’ve been watching so much porn lately, I think I broke my computer.
    Instead of a Windows logo it just shows #metoo.

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  • I was watching a porno and it was just this fat dude crying and jerking off
    then I realised I hadn't turned my computer on yet.

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  • I was watching porn last night when my mum walked in. Not the best way to find out what she does for a living.

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  • It takes me 25 minutes to find the perfect porn to finish to in 25 seconds.

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  • Home alone! You know what that means? Porn with volume!

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  • I just got done filming a porno in my hotel room.
    You can find it on the net. It’s called “drunk guy jerks off in a hotel room and then cries”.

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  • The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

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  • If You Need A Job Just Do Porn.

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  • I just found an origami porn channel.

    But it's paper view only.

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  • I was watching porn last night when my grandmother suddenly walked in.
    ⁠ It was an awkward way to find out what she did for a living.

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  • Ya'll wanna come over and watch porn on my big screen mirror?

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  • I watched my first porn movie last night..
    Man I looked young back then...

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  • I've got the body of a porn star....
    All my clothes says XXXX.

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  • well Larry Flynt died.. he had some interesting porn magazines.

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  • You know you're getting old when you watch a porn film & think, that bed looks really comfortable!

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  • I was watching a porno and it was just this fat dude crying and jerking off
    then I realised I hadn't turned my computer on yet.

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  • I heard pornhub plant a tree for every 100 videos watched.
    I guess I’m gonna “single handedly” save the planet then.

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  • My friend told me I’m dating a porn star. I said “no way”... He replied...
    “Look at her, it’s all over her face”.

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  • What's the difference between single life and married life?
    When you're married, there's no volume on when watching porn.

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  • In MILF porn...
    There's always one motherfucker...

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  • I must be getting old.
    My favorite teen pornstar is now on the MILF sites.

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  • I just bought PornHub Premium.
    And now there aren’t any horny milfs in my area that want to have sex with me anymore.

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  • Q: Why do Jewish guys watch porno movies backwards?

    A: They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.

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  • The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

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  • I was watching porn last night when my mum walked in. Not the best way to find out what she does for a living.

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  • Just watched my
    first porn today.
    I was so young
    back then.😂

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  • I’ve been watching so much porn lately, I think I broke my computer.
    Instead of a Windows logo it just shows #metoo.

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  • What's the difference between two policemen fucking in the back of their car and a cinema snack?
    One is popcorn.
    The other is cop porn.

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  • A priest booking into a hotel says " I hope that the porn channel on TV is disabled " " No, it`s normal porn you sick bastard ! "

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  • Q: What does a duck do when it watches porn ?
    A: Quack off.

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  • I asked a friend why she prefers Russian porn.
    She said because Russian porn gets me Soviet.

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  • A man had a problem...he was a virgin because he had a 25 inch penis...
    After seeking consults from all the Doctors in his town and being told no one could help him, the man sulks and starts walking home. A homeless man sitting on the sidewalk noticed his forlorn appearance and asked him what was wrong.

    "I have a 25 inch penis and none of the Doctors in town are able to help me reduce it."

    "I know someone who can," replied the old man. "See, I was once in your shoes and had a 25 inch penis. Doctors couldn't help me either. Then one day as I sat at the lake pondering suicide, a frog hopped up on a lily pad and told me that if I asked him to marry me, that 5 inches would disappear from my penis. I know, it sounds absurd. But damn if it didn't work. You should go see him."

    So the man goes to the local lake and sure enough finds the frog sitting on a lily pad. 'Here goes nothing...'

    "Frog...will you marry me?"

    "No," said the frog.

    POOF!! 5 inches disappeared from his penis.

    "WOW! It actually works! Frog....will you marry me?"

    "No," replied the frog.

    POOF!! Another 5 inches disappears. The man now has a 15 inch penis and thought that if he could just lose 5 more inches, he might just be able to take a woman to bed or even star in a porn flick. "I'll ask just one more time and walk away happy with a 10 inch penis."

    So he asked the frog one more time. "Frog...will you marry me?"

    "How many times do I have to tell you??? NO, NO, NO!!!"

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  • The porn star reunion was fun, it was great to come across old faces again.

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