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Psychology says, train yourself to see people for who they are and not who you want them to be.

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  • Psychology says, if you get a gut feeling that something isn’t right about a person or situation, trust it.

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  • Psychology says People start hating you when they cannot control you.

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  • Psychology says private life always wins, keep it a secret till you win.

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  • Psychology says, train yourself to see people for who they are and not who you want them to be.

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  • A guy asked a girl in a university library:
    "Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
    The girl replied with a loud voice:
    "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
    All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said:
    "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
    The guy then responded with a loud voice:
    “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!”
    All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy
    whispered in her ear:
    "I study law, and I know how to screw people".

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  • The psychology teacher had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the students. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the teacher asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

    A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

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  • A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked: "What is the usual tip?"
    "Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get 50 cents out of you, I'll be doing great."
    "Is that so?" snorted Mr. Smith. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."
    "Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund."
    "What are you studying in school?" asked Mr. Smith.
    The lad smiled and said: "Applied psychology."

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  • I have just completed writing a book on reverse psychology.
    Please don't buy it.

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  • A guy asked a girl in a university library:
    "Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
    The girl replied with a loud voice:
    "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
    All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said:
    "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
    The guy then responded with a loud voice:
    “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!”
    All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy
    whispered in her ear:
    "I study law, and I know how to screw people".

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  • Computer science is just inorganic psychology.

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  • My therapist said she wants to treat me with ygolohcysp.

    But I told her reverse psychology doesn't work on me.

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  • According to psychology, silence is the best answer to someone who doesn’t value your words.

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  • Psychology says, feelings are temporary; decisions are permanent.

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  • Psychology says, not everyone deserves access to you, it's okay to create boundaries to protect your peace.

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  • Psychology says people who hide their feelings usually care the most.

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  • Psychology says People start hating you when they cannot control you.

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  • Psychology says, Not caring what people think and growing at your own pace is self-care.

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  • Psychology says, train yourself to see people for who they are and not who you want them to be.

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  • Psychology says you should be private. Never tell people more than they need to know.

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  • Study mathematics to understand physics

    Study physics to understand chemistry

    Study chemistry to understand biology

    Study biology to understand psychology

    Study psychology to understand economics

    Study economics and philosophy to be free

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  • Psychology says private life always wins, keep it a secret till you win.

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  • Psychology says, You become unstoppable when you realize that you can do it alone.

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  • Psychology says a mistake repeated more than once is a decision.

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  • Psychology says, if you get a gut feeling that something isn’t right about a person or situation, trust it.

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  • Psychology says, being private af, staying low-key and not telling everyone everything is self-care.

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