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Q: How are false teeth like stars?
A: They come out at night!

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  • Q: How many sheep does it take to make a sweater?
    A: Depends how many in the flock can knit.

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  • Q: What do you get when you cross a lollipop with a couple of rabbits?
    A: A sucker born every minute.

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  • Q: Who's the most popular male at a nudist colony?
    A: The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

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  • Q: What does everyone need & never take?
    A: Advice.

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  • Q: Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
    A: To get to the other slide.

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  • Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
    A: So what’s your question?

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  • Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
    A: Childbirth.

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  • Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
    A: Beast Buy.

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  • Q: What Spanish body part is needed to play a violin?
    A: El bow.

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  • Q. Where did the baseball keep its lemonade.
    A. In the pitcher.

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  • Q: Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?
    A: Because he knew he would pass.

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  • Q: What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?
    A: A bun.

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  • Q: What should you wear to a tea party?
    A: A t-shirt.

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  • Q: Why did the Genie get mad?
    A: Because he was rubbed the wrong way.

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  • Q: Where does a sink go dancing?
    A: The Dish-co.

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  • Q: What’s a princess’s favorite time?
    A: Knight time.

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  • Q: Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving?
    A: Inside.

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  • Q: Where do rabbits learn to fly?
    A: The Hare Force

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  • Q. What’s the middle peddle on a piano do?

    A. It separates the other two.

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  • Q: How do you cure water on the brain?
    A: With a tap on the head.

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  • Q. How do you know if a woman used a vibrator while she was pregnant?
    A. The kid stutters.

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  • Q: What season is it when you’re on a trampoline?
    A: Springtime!

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  • Q. why did the hedgehog cross the road?
    A. To see his flat mate

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  • Q - what do you call a group of whales playing instruments?
    A - an Orcastra!!!

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  • Q. What do you do when an elephant cums through your window?
    A. Swim for your life.

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  • Q - what did the mountain climber name his son?
    A - Cliff!

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  • Q: What do you call a shoe that's made out of a banana?
    A: A slipper.

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  • Q: why did Neil Armstrong’s son get suspended from school?
    A: he was being astronaughty.

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  • Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
    A: Every morning you will rise and shine!

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  • Q: "How long's the next train?"
    A : "6 carraiges"

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  • Q) Who’s the coolest person in a hospital?
    A) The ultra sound guy.

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  • Q: What's the advantage of being a test tube baby?
    A: You get a womb with a view.

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  • Q: What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
    A: Re-morse code.

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  • Q: What's grey, sits on a hill and howls at the moon, and is made of concrete?
    A: A wolf!
    ?? But a wolf's not made of concrete!!
    I know, I just threw the concrete it to make it HARD.

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  • Q: Whats the difference between a camera and a sock?
    A: A camera takes photos and a sock takes five toes

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  • Q: What is big, grey and jumps out of trees on to the unwary?
    A: The elephant of surprise!

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  • Q: What has 3 feet and no toes...?
    A: a yard stick!!!

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  • Q: How does a red head walk ?
    A: Gingerly.

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  • Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
    A: The ex-men.

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  • What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
    No one cries when you chop up a banjo!

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  • Q. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
    A. Because she always runs away from the ball!

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  • Q: What do protons and life coaches have in common?
    A: They know how to stay positive.

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  • Q: What does the Queen call it when she takes a photo of herself ?
    A: A Onesie.

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  • Q: Why are hairdressers never late for work?
    A: Because they know all the short cuts!

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  • Q:Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?
    A: Because they have no balls to scratch!

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  • - What is the opposite of a croissant?
    - A happy uncle!!

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  • Q: What do you see when the dough boy bends over??
    A: Doughnuts!
    Q: When frosty bends over?
    A: Snowballs.

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  • Q: What two things in the air get a girl pregnant??
    A: Her legs!

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  • Q: What do you call a prostitute that likes pop music ?
    A: A pop tart.

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  • Q: What do you call a battery powered air conditionner?
    A: DC-AC.

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  • Q: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
    A: A father-in-law.

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  • - What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say to clients as they are leaving ?
    - Thanks for cumming !

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  • Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
    A: One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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  • Q: What do blondes consider to be safe sex?
    A: Locking the car doors!

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  • Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
    A: Because he neverlands.

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