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I was listening to The News on the radio the other day.
They've completely changed their sound since Huey Lewis left.

- Random starter radio groaner from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • I listen to the talk radio with such frequency that my ear Hertz.

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  • After a night of drugs, drink and dancing I got pulled over by the police in the early hours of the morning,As I stumbled out of my car the copper started checking my number plate, got on his radio and said " Charlie, Whiskey, Tango"I thought "how the fuck does he know what I've been doing tonight"

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  • The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in
    October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and the British authorities.
    The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95.
    BRITS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.
    AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.
    BRITS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
    AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
    BRITS: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.
    AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS ACCOMPANY US.
    I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
    BRITS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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  • A radio station said to call their hotline to win a prize.
    All I got was a burnt hand.

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  • I was listening to The News on the radio the other day.
    They've completely changed their sound since Huey Lewis left.

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  • I listen to the talk radio with such frequency that my ear Hertz.

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  • I was listening to The News on the radio the other day.
    They've completely changed their sound since Huey Lewis left.

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  • A radio station said to call their hotline to win a prize.
    All I got was a burnt hand.

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  • Can radio be an addiction?
    Depends on the frequency.

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  • Dear radio stations. You do realize there is more than just 10 songs in the world, right?

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  • After a night of drugs, drink and dancing I got pulled over by the police in the early hours of the morning,As I stumbled out of my car the copper started checking my number plate, got on his radio and said " Charlie, Whiskey, Tango"I thought "how the fuck does he know what I've been doing tonight"

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  • Question to Radio Armenia: “Is it possible to build Communism in a random capitalist country like, say, the Netherlands?”
    Answer: “Of course it’s possible but what have the Netherlands ever done to you?”

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  • Yesterday I saw an ad that said: Radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full.
    I thought: I can’t turn that down.

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  • The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in
    October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and the British authorities.
    The transcript was released by the MoD on 10/10/95.
    BRITS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.
    AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.
    BRITS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
    AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
    BRITS: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.
    AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS ACCOMPANY US.
    I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
    BRITS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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  • A taxi driver, new on the job, picks up his first customer.
    The driver then started to head to the location designated by the passenger. A few minutes had passed and the whole trip had been quiet ever since. The radio wasn't even turned on.

    The passenger is very interpersonal so he started to strike a conversation to break the silence.

    "Hey, ma-"

    "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!" The driver abruptly hit the breaks.

    "Dude, wtf!" the passenger complained. The driver then apologised "Sorry, man. It's my first time on the job and I haven't adjusted from my previous job yet."

    "What did you do before this?"

    "I drove a hearse."

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  • Video's just been given parole. Radio Star's family are said to be livid.

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  • It was today that I learned AM radio also works at night.
    📺

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