Hilarious jokes about ROBOTS that will make your day 🤪!



Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
They were autumn mated. 🤖

- Random starter robot groaner from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
    They were autumn mated. 🤖

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  • Why did the robot cross the road? Because he was programmed to do it.

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  • Why is a robot mechanic never lonely? Because he's always making new friends.

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  • FUN Fact:
    A new study found that overall, Android users are more honest than iPhone users.

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  • Why did the robot have some trouble focusing at school on Monday? He was a little rusty!

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  • Why did the robot cross the road? Because he was programmed to do it.

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  • FUN Fact:
    A new study found that overall, Android users are more honest than iPhone users.

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  • What does a robot do after sex?
    He nuts and bolts.

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  • Why did the robot have some trouble focusing at school on Monday? He was a little rusty!

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  • In an attempt to crack down on spam and nearly-sentient robots, please provide the captcha below to confirm you are a human before being allowed to access Bratusnet voicemail.

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  • It’s kind of ironic that computers now ask humans to prove they’re not robots.

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  • Surely a robot can figure out how to tick a box on a website saying’ I am not a robot’
    I’ve seen Terminator 2 and that one could fly a helicopter.

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  • Know what’s ironic?
    A computer asking me if I’m a robot.

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  • The first man married to a robot recently filed for a divorce. He couldn't turn her on anymore.

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  • I took a robot out for a meal, but he didn’t enjoy it.
    He liked the starters, but he was turned off by the mains.

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  • Why is a robot mechanic never lonely? Because he's always making new friends.

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  • - Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
    - I haven’t a clue.
    - He needed to recharge his batteries.

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  • What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
    A transfarmer.

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  • I built a robot of the lead singer of the band that did ‘you really got me’. It doesn’t work properly, and I’m still trying to figure out the kinks.

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  • Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
    They were autumn mated. 🤖

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