Hilarious jokes about TAXes that will make your day 🤪!



The IRS has made a major announcement. All Cannabis dealers must file a joint tax return.

- Random starter tax groaner from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • Just ordered a book called: “How To Never Pay Tax Again”.
    Only cost £7.99 (plus VAT).

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  • Congress does some strange things. They put a high tax on liquor and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink. 🍾

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  • If cigarette tax is to discourage smoking, is income tax to discourage working?

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  • Just ordered a DVD called: “How To Never Pay Tax Again”.
    Only cost £7.99 (plus VAT).

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  • A fine is a tax when you’ve been doing something wrong. A tax is a fine you get when you’ve been doing something right.

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  • My tax advisor told me to put something away for a rainy day. I've bought an umbrella.

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  • My buddy who works for the IRS says he can conduct three audits simultaneously. He says it’s because he knows how to multitax.

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  • The IRS has made a major announcement. All Cannabis dealers must file a joint tax return.

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  • My tax advisor borrowed six books now and not given any of them back. I think he’s a professional bookkeeper.

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  • Just ordered a DVD called: “How To Never Pay Tax Again”.
    Only cost £7.99 (plus VAT).

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  • My local tax office is a lovely place to work. Everybody counts.

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  • Just ordered a book called: “How To Never Pay Tax Again”.
    Only cost £7.99 (plus VAT).

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  • If cigarette tax is to discourage smoking, is income tax to discourage working?

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  • A fine is a tax when you’ve been doing something wrong. A tax is a fine you get when you’ve been doing something right.

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  • You can tell Monopoly is an old game...
    ...because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.

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  • Congress does some strange things. They put a high tax on liquor and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink. 🍾

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  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong... and a tax is a fine for doing well.

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  • Work vs Jail
    In prison they spend the majority of their time in a 8’ x 10’cell.
    At work, I spend most of my time in a 6’ x 6’ cube.
    In prison they get three meals a day.
    At work I only get a break for one meal and I have to pay for that one.
    In prison you get time off for good behavior.
    At work I get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
    At work I must wear an ID badge at all times.
    In prison they provide you with clothing with the ID conveniently sewn onto the clothes.
    At work there is a dress standard but I must buy my own clothes.
    In prison there is a dress standard, but they supply the clothes.
    At work I must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors myself.
    In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for me.
    In prison they can watch TV and play games.
    At work I can get fired for watching TV and playing games.
    In prison they will pay my way through school to learn a new career and give me time to do it.
    At work they will pay for my education but I must do it on my own time.
    In prison they have exercise rooms that they allow you to use almost whenever you want.
    At work we have an exercise room that you can use but it must be on your time.
    In prison I can fall asleep on the job and no serious consequences comes from my actions.
    At work if I fall asleep on the job I get put on the next RIF list.
    In prison they ball and chain you when you go somewhere.
    At work you are just ball and chained.
    In prison you have full medical coverage with no deductibles.
    At work, you get partial coverage and pay all the deductibles.
    In prison all expenses are paid by the tax payer, with no work on their part.
    At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then deduct the taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

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