Hilarious jokes about TEA that will make your day 🤪!



What kind of tea do astronauts not drink in space? Gravi-Tea!

- Random starter tea groaner from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • For every rich tea biscuit in our world, there are hundreds of ordinary biscuits living in poverty.

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  • I was gunna buy some tea off Amazon... but the price was too steep...

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  • Four strangers have to share a room. But they get acquainted with each other, one of them cracks open a bottle of vodka and they start drinking and telling stories. One of them wants to sleep, but the others don't care about him and keep telling more and more raunchy stories and political jokes. So he gets an idea.

    He goes down to the receptionist and asks the concierge to bring up tea for the four people in 15 minutes. He returns to his room, goes over to the lamp in the corner and says quite loudly "Comrade Major, could we please have some tea?" A few minutes later a knock on the door, the concierge comes with the tea and very rapidly the room goes quiet, and the man can finally get some sleep.

    The next day, as he wakes up, nobody is in the room anymore. He goes down, asks where they went and gets the all-telling answer "You don't want to know"

    "But ... but what about me?"

    "Oh", the concierge says, "Comrade Major liked your tea prank a lot!"

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  • We've missed our favorite tea at the Chinese restaurant where we often dine, but we've been getting oolong.

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  • Advice please: is it okay to ask my wife what time tea is ready,
    Or should I wait until she's finished cleaning the car ?

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  • Today accidentally I put a tea bag and a spoon full of coffee into the same cup .
    Ended up with Toffee.

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  • Q: What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
    A: I don't know, I wasn't invited!

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  • Please remember that for every Rich Tea biscuit, there are thousands of Tea biscuits living in abject poverty....

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  • Advice please: is it okay to ask my wife what time tea is ready,
    Or should I wait until she's finished cleaning the car ?

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  • Before I have a dangerous coffee, I like to have safe tea first.

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  • Q: What should you wear to a tea party?
    A: A t-shirt.

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  • If coffee and tea get married
    And the tea leaves
    Does coffee have grounds for divorce?

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  • I spoke to my dentist about how I get pains every time I drink coffee or tea. He asked ‘how long has this been going on for?’ I said, ‘I have been drinking tea and coffee for many years.’

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  • Is a passion for tea called 'infusiasm'?

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  • What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

    Reality!

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  • For every rich tea biscuit in our world, there are hundreds of ordinary biscuits living in poverty.

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  • We've missed our favorite tea at the Chinese restaurant where we often dine, but we've been getting oolong.

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  • Never accept tea offered by the Russian President.
    You don't know what Vladimir Putin.

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  • BREAKING NEWS!
    An earthquake has hit near a biscuit factory in the North of England last night.
    It measured 2.8 on the Rich Tea scale...

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  • I hate it when you ask someone if they want sugar in their tea and they say "No. I'm sweet enough,"
    and instead of laughing along with them you kill them.

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  • I drank tea before it was cool.
    ...mostly cuz I dont like cold tea...

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  • Why did Karl Marx like herbal tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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  • What kind of tea do astronauts not drink in space? Gravi-Tea!

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  • Four strangers have to share a room. But they get acquainted with each other, one of them cracks open a bottle of vodka and they start drinking and telling stories. One of them wants to sleep, but the others don't care about him and keep telling more and more raunchy stories and political jokes. So he gets an idea.

    He goes down to the receptionist and asks the concierge to bring up tea for the four people in 15 minutes. He returns to his room, goes over to the lamp in the corner and says quite loudly "Comrade Major, could we please have some tea?" A few minutes later a knock on the door, the concierge comes with the tea and very rapidly the room goes quiet, and the man can finally get some sleep.

    The next day, as he wakes up, nobody is in the room anymore. He goes down, asks where they went and gets the all-telling answer "You don't want to know"

    "But ... but what about me?"

    "Oh", the concierge says, "Comrade Major liked your tea prank a lot!"

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  • I’m about to have a dangerous cup of coffee…
    Safe tea first, though.

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  • The girlfriend says I’m tight, so to prove her wrong we went out for some tea and biscuits.

    It was quite exciting as she’s never given blood before.

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  • Q: What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
    A: I don't know, I wasn't invited!

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  • Which composer likes tea the most?
    Chai-kovsky.

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  • I was gunna buy some tea off Amazon... but the price was too steep...

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