Hilarious jokes about TIME TRAVEL that will make your day 🤪!



If I could time travel, I'd make sure the guy who made up the word Walkie-Talkie got to name more things.

- Random starter time travel groaner from Adminus Anonimous, the fun manager.

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  • I met a time travelling lycan yesterday...he was a when-wolf!

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  • A time traveller.
    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?

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  • A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
    A time traveler walks into a bar.

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  • I used to date a time traveller, but I had to break up with her. I found out she was two-timing me.

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  • If I could time travel, I'd make sure the guy who made up the word Walkie-Talkie got to name more things.

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  • Won a prize in the local time travel club raffle. Two tickets to the 1966 World Cup final.

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  • We are all time travelers... moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

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  • I had lunch at the Time Travel Buffet and went back four seconds.

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  • I used to date a time traveller, but I had to break up with her. I found out she was two-timing me.

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  • I used to hate time travel when I was older.

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  • I met a time travelling lycan yesterday...he was a when-wolf!

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  • If I could time travel, I'd make sure the guy who made up the word Walkie-Talkie got to name more things.

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  • A time traveller.
    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?

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  • I heard a really good time travel joke tomorrow.

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  • Won a prize in the local time travel club raffle. Two tickets to the 1966 World Cup final.

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  • I heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow.

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  • A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
    A time traveler walks into a bar.

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